tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post6676564753758513138..comments2024-03-28T00:23:01.632-04:00Comments on Lem's Levity: A preview of what Hillary will do to America.Trooper Yorkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01978703998566102194noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-37174273467055939012016-10-08T08:31:55.215-04:002016-10-08T08:31:55.215-04:00And kids, before you play around with that speculu...And kids, before you play around with that speculum, be sure you know how to release it.rhhardinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06901742898653890646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-30829134418304282412016-10-08T08:30:48.544-04:002016-10-08T08:30:48.544-04:00Joke passed on by woman Kroger pharmacist.
How do...Joke passed on by woman Kroger pharmacist.<br /><br />How do you tell the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? By the taste.rhhardinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06901742898653890646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-22431060780171281462016-10-07T19:06:55.788-04:002016-10-07T19:06:55.788-04:00These kids weren't paying attention in health ...These kids weren't paying attention in health class on the day they covered fisting or they could have saved the hospital bills.windbaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06849477338372901623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-89514449107620900202016-10-07T19:04:35.567-04:002016-10-07T19:04:35.567-04:00For a while Lee was suggesting all kinds of wonder...<i>For a while Lee was suggesting all kinds of wonderful options,” she said. “He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using again...He tried BBQ prongs too but after a certain point — after an hour of trying —...</i><br /><br />The amount of sensory sensitivity present or absent during the hour of forking and pronging that followed the initial incident is difficult to ascertain. <br /><br />Also unclear as to why they won't be using that fork again? Too dirty??? Ha Ha! For sure one thing is clear, Lee is the master of all kinds of wonderful options that apparently don't involve taking one up his bum for himself or the team. <br /><br />Plus they both knew at 7am that they were too drunk to drive, and how often does that awareness strike?MamaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00300520132972757396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-902260073468593362016-10-07T16:28:55.662-04:002016-10-07T16:28:55.662-04:00Felching is still on the tame side.Felching is still on the tame side.Lelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09531159384688653131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-51575819886865333212016-10-07T14:36:40.400-04:002016-10-07T14:36:40.400-04:00There's going to be climate change garbage bro...There's going to be climate change garbage brought up at the next debate. Never let a faux crisis go to waste. Trump needs to be ready to take advantage of the commonly accepted fact that the media hypes up and distorts weather events. The Clownstablishment wants to pretend that climate change only started in the past 100 years and that it's all our fault.Amartelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11636450794507517534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-65336428258144606942016-10-07T14:24:30.845-04:002016-10-07T14:24:30.845-04:00The problem is that the media over hyped this hurr...The problem is that the media over hyped this hurricane as usual. So when the next one comes everyone is going to say this is bullshit and not do anything to prepare. That is when it will actually hit.Trooper Yorkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01978703998566102194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-58282107103195018882016-10-07T14:23:33.985-04:002016-10-07T14:23:33.985-04:00Thank God that Matthew passed us by in South Flori...Thank God that Matthew passed us by in South Florida. We put up the storm windows so it was like sitting in a tuna fish can in a hurricane. We just watched movies on Hulu and ate. It was fun.Trooper Yorkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01978703998566102194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-30901476110684334002016-10-07T14:21:52.681-04:002016-10-07T14:21:52.681-04:00His writing was retarded enough and consistent eno...His writing was retarded enough and consistent enough that I doubt either one of the fluffers over there wrote that garbage. <br /><br />Man, I wish this hurricane would go away so I could do some work.The Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05354536924604187137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-28167023814814161862016-10-07T14:14:48.233-04:002016-10-07T14:14:48.233-04:00Sixty Grit said...
Funny, he doesn't ment...<i>Sixty Grit said...<br /><br /> Funny, he doesn't mention his "husband" or his dogs anymore. I assume they were either all fictional or now they are all dead.<br /><br /> Now I regret even mentioning that deviant's name. </i><br /><br />Well that's probably because Titus is someones alter ego from a place that shall remain nameless.<br />Methadrashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07828014989470539375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-82612963426913945472016-10-07T14:14:02.053-04:002016-10-07T14:14:02.053-04:00Dr. Titus to the white courtesy phone. Dr. Titus t...Dr. Titus to the white courtesy phone. Dr. Titus to the white courtesy phone please.Methadrashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07828014989470539375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-51066573076818781772016-10-07T13:55:08.770-04:002016-10-07T13:55:08.770-04:00Funny, he doesn't mention his "husband&qu...Funny, he doesn't mention his "husband" or his dogs anymore. I assume they were either all fictional or now they are all dead. <br /><br />Now I regret even mentioning that deviant's name. The Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05354536924604187137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-70197788925739722682016-10-07T13:48:59.141-04:002016-10-07T13:48:59.141-04:00His Indian boyfriend told him it tastes like curry...His Indian boyfriend told him it tastes like curry.Rabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02612585516401001803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-5009926739233370712016-10-07T13:46:57.267-04:002016-10-07T13:46:57.267-04:00Felching is Titus' middle name.Felching is Titus' middle name.The Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05354536924604187137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-1334427717208404582016-10-07T13:43:06.431-04:002016-10-07T13:43:06.431-04:00Ed has caused me to google "felching." D...Ed has caused me to google "felching." Do not do this.Rabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02612585516401001803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-30737594027244450432016-10-07T13:40:07.992-04:002016-10-07T13:40:07.992-04:00Did they find Hillary's emails?Did they find Hillary's emails?The Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05354536924604187137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-70768587031260453872016-10-07T13:40:03.496-04:002016-10-07T13:40:03.496-04:00Yeah, Ed. A close call. No news yet on our Daytona...Yeah, Ed. A close call. No news yet on our Daytona house but I'm not expecting any serious damage. It's 4 miles from the beach.Rabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02612585516401001803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-76213431610571920032016-10-07T13:34:47.860-04:002016-10-07T13:34:47.860-04:00Rabel, good news. Matthew, I mean.
And I note you...Rabel, good news. Matthew, I mean.<br /><br />And I note you refer to the time-honored practice of felching, which gave rise to the gag<br /><br />What did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?<br /><br />You must be new here.edutcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15033144261502435196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-14953715865273856692016-10-07T13:11:18.595-04:002016-10-07T13:11:18.595-04:00Matthew came by, took a close look at Florida and ...Matthew came by, took a close look at Florida and decided he would just keep on heading north. The cannibalism parties have been put on hold for now.Rabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02612585516401001803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-48174443525922201862016-10-07T13:03:52.864-04:002016-10-07T13:03:52.864-04:00I know some guys who go hand-grabbing or "noo...I know some guys who go hand-grabbing or "noodling" for catfish who could have helped out.Rabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02612585516401001803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-68208662053837314662016-10-07T12:58:54.771-04:002016-10-07T12:58:54.771-04:00I now understand why the gerbil with its long tail...I now understand why the gerbil with its long tail is preferable to the short-tailed hamster for Ritmo and his friends.<br /><br />Or as Beyonce sang, "You shoulda put a string on it."<br /><br />And I am shocked that blogger's spellcheck does not recognize "Beyonce."Rabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02612585516401001803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-12441733782532973362016-10-07T12:54:50.740-04:002016-10-07T12:54:50.740-04:00Goddam millenials can't even do sex right.
But...Goddam millenials can't even do sex right.<br />But apparently this is a fairly common thing. Doctor in my family has a lot of disgusting ER stories re: removing stuff from peoples' butts.<br />Memo to Butt File: No lightbulbs. (That was an especially gross story.)Amartelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11636450794507517534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-88239149380941478082016-10-07T12:45:53.173-04:002016-10-07T12:45:53.173-04:00According to the wife, ER RN; stories like this ar...According to the wife, ER RN; stories like this are quite common. Still nowhere close to the worse thing my wife told me in regards to someone trying to obtain sexual gratification.Lelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09531159384688653131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-44790610182608816652016-10-07T12:44:44.936-04:002016-10-07T12:44:44.936-04:00The interesting part is what we call the fanny is ...The interesting part is what we call the fanny is not how the Limeys refer to the behind, it's how they refer to the pussy.<br /><br />She must have no cloaca membrane.edutcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15033144261502435196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-29181402314448119622016-10-07T12:43:28.383-04:002016-10-07T12:43:28.383-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.edutcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15033144261502435196noreply@blogger.com