tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post5347349853794229103..comments2024-03-28T00:23:01.632-04:00Comments on Lem's Levity: Obama cries crocodile tearsTrooper Yorkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01978703998566102194noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-36912893715669408462016-01-06T02:16:47.276-05:002016-01-06T02:16:47.276-05:00Where is the image of the Native American with one...Where is the image of the Native American with one tear?Methadrashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07828014989470539375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-28700602379586434602016-01-05T23:51:40.374-05:002016-01-05T23:51:40.374-05:00Hillary needs to ask Obama "What difference n...Hillary needs to ask Obama "What difference now does it make?"bagoh20https://www.blogger.com/profile/10915174575358413637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-87256551931667357092016-01-05T23:21:18.067-05:002016-01-05T23:21:18.067-05:00That first thing led me to believe that crocodiles...That first thing led me to believe that crocodiles really do wipe the foam from their eyes when they eat, with their little lizard arms, and that would be strange to see. <br /><br />And I related. One time my dad said, "Goddamnit! Every time I sit down for a meal my eyes start watering." And being an unsympathetic lot we said, "Well wipe them."<br /><br />Quit bitching about every little discomfort. <br /><br />And then after my faceplant and subsequent Bell's palsy my eyes too water whenever I eat anything. Anything. <br /><br />Even a single Cheetos. And the only thing I can do is wipe them and stop complaining about every little discomfort because that was my earlier claim. It's like Karma has circled around to haunt me and kick me in the teeth for being so rude. <br /><br />Or maybe it was the time Nana told me to stop making faces or else my face will freeze like that, that did it, and I told her to stop bossing me around scowling or her face will freeze like the one she's presenting me, and lo and behold, decades later my face really is frozen as punishment by God who is one hilarious fucker sometimes with an exceedingly cruel sense of humor. <br /><br />And speaking of discomfort. Man. Just now my jaw jacked to tightly for no reason at all that I know, I cannot understand it, then tighter so hard that I tore off my shirt, and I'm all holy shit what is happening? and push things away and lay on the floor and it passed just like that and i'm all wtf was that? and right then that very moment Paul Ryan is on Hannity so I un-mute for a few seconds just in time to hear him say with firmness and assuredness while jabbing the tabletop as if his finger were a knife and he a capo the single worst thing possible to say,<br /><br />"to clear the table for 2016"<br /><br />You gave 'em everything they wanted and more, you asshole. I'm thinking don't even lift up and LOOK at me with your sanpaku eyes that tell me directly you're doomed. STOP LOOKING AT ME.<br /><br />Now that I see them, I see them everywhere. The same doom-eyes as average jihadis. There was a British guy today, to replace Jihadi John, this guy was originally Hindi, tells us to submit to Islam, lifts up his eyes to speak directly and all that his eyes say is,"I am doomed."<br /><br />And he is. Splat. If even that wet. More like whoomp. Gone. <br /><br />My discomfort passes in seconds, their discomfort is permanent. <br /><br />And you know what that makes me? More comfortably distanced from doom than either Paul Ryan or an average jihadist, that's what. Chip Ahoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12597726289890879627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-29477860921303150892016-01-05T22:19:12.233-05:002016-01-05T22:19:12.233-05:00Hitler once called Heydrich The Man With The Iron ...Hitler once called Heydrich The Man With The Iron Heart.<br /><br />He could have takes lessons from Pissy, <a href="https://www.instantcheckmate.com/crimewire/11-signs-of-a-sociopath/" rel="nofollow">the Ultimate Sociopath</a>.<br /><br />I have a feeling this little performance will go into the textbooks.edutcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15033144261502435196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-49042048896740115272016-01-05T20:51:54.101-05:002016-01-05T20:51:54.101-05:00She would!
Lems should take over MSNBC. Ratings wo...She would!<br />Lems should take over MSNBC. Ratings would skyrocket. We send Matthews off on assignment to sniff corrupt grannie panties. Leg tingle on a mission.Joe Biden, America's Putinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05802605309593881825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-15136704866562912372016-01-05T20:37:55.780-05:002016-01-05T20:37:55.780-05:00MSNBC, please. Rachel Maddow will change teams ov...MSNBC, please. Rachel Maddow will change teams overnight.bagoh20https://www.blogger.com/profile/10915174575358413637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-63874828352475908382016-01-05T20:03:16.361-05:002016-01-05T20:03:16.361-05:00We need to get Bagoh on TV. That was good.We need to get Bagoh on TV. That was good.Joe Biden, America's Putinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05802605309593881825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-43423166185801610162016-01-05T18:23:51.853-05:002016-01-05T18:23:51.853-05:00I'm weeping right now thinking about how schoo...I'm weeping right now thinking about how school buses have no seatbelts. Assumes baritone preacherman voice: Why? WHY, OH LORD? When will the suffering of the little children end? When will the meek and weepy finally inherit the earth? It makes me so MAD, like EVERY DAY! (Angrily extinguishes cigarette on altar, stomps out, wearily weeping. Oh, wait, that was a scene from The West Wing. But then, this whole administration is a scene from The West Wing.)Amartelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11636450794507517534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-61516608832079329622016-01-05T18:04:22.717-05:002016-01-05T18:04:22.717-05:00Off topic then, but
I don't believe Obama'...Off topic then, but<br />I don't believe Obama's tears were sincere today. He cries about the kids being killed as he tries to make them less safe. They were killed because we insist, INSIST as a matter of law that they be less protected than our money in banks, or our politicians anywhere, we forced those children into "gun free zones", and demanded that no adult be prepared to protect them. Unless he's feeling remorse about that, he's just selling a bad policy with what he knows works best with his followers - emotion.bagoh20https://www.blogger.com/profile/10915174575358413637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-54605409140765052282016-01-05T17:53:08.404-05:002016-01-05T17:53:08.404-05:00So. Much. Feeling.So. Much. Feeling.Amartelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11636450794507517534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-39642780321384536292016-01-05T17:51:13.511-05:002016-01-05T17:51:13.511-05:00Tears of frustration.
Tears of self-pity and rag...Tears of frustration. <br /><br />Tears of self-pity and rage.<br /><br />Daddy left me. Mommy left me. Ooh am I gonna give it to all those WHO WON'T OBEY!!!ricpichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01321511130788764861noreply@blogger.com