I prefer, Chelsea
How are you today, Chell-see?
None too well, Albert.
Harvard invited me speak through their guest fellow program and I got every excited about that but then they disinvited me and that made me cry and then I became angry like remnant testosterone raging within me because it's just so typically transphobic. Now I must go into militant mode all over again and that's not very ladylike. It's really cramping my style.
Bummer. What went wrong?
Some douchebag CIA director cancelled his own speaking invitation because of me.
That's their story anyway. It's probably some alum threatened to cease their funding.
Vell, shit happens, innit.
Yes, all the time. It happens when you're an occupying institution tainted with the blood of your victims.
Harsh. It is a guest fellow program, after all, and you say that you're not a fellow. So why be concerned about any guest fellow invitation?
It's not limited to fellows, Albert
They call it guest fellow because they're talking about "fellowship" and women are included in fellowship too. Such as with churches.
You're doubly wrong there, Albert, by conflating a patriarchal language structure with an etymological miscomprehension.
English is hard.
Ironically, you're not a real woman
Yes I am, Albert.
I'm a woman at heart. I self Identify as female.
How many times must I say this?
That's too simple minded.
That's old fashioned science, Albert.
It's unnecessarily and harmfully limiting.
It doesn't take into account people like me. Psychology and Social Science and Political Science are superseding it. As it must or we stay stuck in an overly limiting past.
Just when you think you know everything...
... some little twat comes along and there goes my whole unifying theory about everything.