tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post4113653539049930457..comments2024-03-28T00:23:01.632-04:00Comments on Lem's Levity: "What famous movie line would be the worst to say before sex?"Trooper Yorkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01978703998566102194noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-59468371367911549962017-02-08T20:52:20.655-05:002017-02-08T20:52:20.655-05:00Thx, Lem. Surprising how long it has dragged on.Thx, Lem. Surprising how long it has dragged on.Rabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02612585516401001803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-36341127649834792172017-02-08T20:26:22.910-05:002017-02-08T20:26:22.910-05:00I hope you get better soon Rabel.I hope you get better soon Rabel.Lem the artificially intelligent https://www.blogger.com/profile/03569712564034666751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-46491980531112678102017-02-08T19:30:23.656-05:002017-02-08T19:30:23.656-05:00Yes. Sargent Quincannon said that after Kathleen Y...Yes. Sargent Quincannon said that after Kathleen Yorke hugged him.Trooper Yorkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01978703998566102194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-9736512017180478892017-02-08T19:17:51.620-05:002017-02-08T19:17:51.620-05:00Is that a quote from a John Wayne movie?Is that a quote from a John Wayne movie?The Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05354536924604187137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-49843348203106765592017-02-08T19:07:04.415-05:002017-02-08T19:07:04.415-05:00Shit Rabel you better check that out. You might ha...Shit Rabel you better check that out. You might have caught sickle cell anemia or something.<br /><br />Look if you start showing up an hour late for work and blaming everybody else for your problems you should consult your doctor.Trooper Yorkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01978703998566102194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-81496632761350938462017-02-08T19:00:50.323-05:002017-02-08T19:00:50.323-05:00I am going to go with "Clean living".I am going to go with "Clean living". The Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05354536924604187137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-26671212942886426772017-02-08T18:59:53.330-05:002017-02-08T18:59:53.330-05:00In happier news (somewhat) I, Rabel, got my first ...In happier news (somewhat) I, Rabel, got my first bite of Government Cheese Today. Hell Yea. GOVERNMENT FUCKING CHEESE! Social Security direct Deposit goes out on the second Wednesday of the month. Today is the day! My first!<br /><br />Thank you in advance to all you youngsters for keeping the system up and running for another decade or two. Unlike some of our more allegedly well-to-do commenters, I wouldn't go hungry without it but I actually notice when it goes in the bank.<br /><br />On the downside, I'm 62 and on the government dole. How the fuck did that happen?Rabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02612585516401001803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-10293898131079804542017-02-08T18:57:11.265-05:002017-02-08T18:57:11.265-05:00"Get the butter.""Get the butter." ndspinellihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01446291993043775612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-89021649102242592782017-02-08T18:44:38.309-05:002017-02-08T18:44:38.309-05:00Great quotes from classic movies - Y*nkee Doodle D...Great quotes from classic movies - Y*nkee Doodle Dandy, Some Like it Hot (I would have gone with "It's like Jello on springs"), Mommy Dearest, Die Hard (what better way to die, given the subject matter) and so on.<br /><br />I am tempted to quote some Arnold movies "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle", or "Fuck you asshole", but I don't think I will. <br /><br />Likewise "I'm looking at a tin star with a drunk pinned on it" is a bit to scene specific, and Blazing Saddles, forget about it!<br /><br />King Kong quotes - they have been done. How about this one " ". That's from Metropolis - it was a silent movie.The Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05354536924604187137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-86531382343857630552017-02-08T18:23:02.812-05:002017-02-08T18:23:02.812-05:00Yippeekiyay, motherfucker.Yippeekiyay, motherfucker.Amartelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11636450794507517534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-91491844566068195632017-02-08T17:29:56.488-05:002017-02-08T17:29:56.488-05:00Trooper York said...
Sorry to hear you got the tr...Trooper York said...<br /><br /><i>Sorry to hear you got the trots Rabel. You need to do lots of hydrating. Gatorade would be best to replenish the electrolytes or whatever that bullshit is that the science nerds talk about.</i><br /><br />Electrolytes are only part of it, they just manage the flow of nutrients. The old wheeze about "Feed a cold" is the real issue. You have to keep eating and, especially, carb load complex carbohydrates (such as cereals, bread and pasta) which help the immune system, among other things.edutcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15033144261502435196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-74910685394338779202017-02-08T17:22:23.733-05:002017-02-08T17:22:23.733-05:00"Well, nobody's perfect""Well, nobody's perfect"ampersandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17145013352755061465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-84844637910039498432017-02-08T17:20:20.454-05:002017-02-08T17:20:20.454-05:00Funny thing is I know exactly when I was infected....Funny thing is I know exactly when I was infected. I was entering the Kroger and a little Black kid started coughing on me. He had me trapped between the shopping carts and the wall and I had no escape from his plume of violently ejected contagions. My response at the time was, "Aww. Fuck." Sure enough about a week later I started feeling sick.Rabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02612585516401001803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-52988217129342599572017-02-08T17:12:49.809-05:002017-02-08T17:12:49.809-05:00Alternately:
"My mother thanks you. My fathe...Alternately:<br /><br />"My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you."Trooper Yorkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01978703998566102194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-38571150471818826392017-02-08T17:11:58.669-05:002017-02-08T17:11:58.669-05:00Sorry to hear you got the trots Rabel. You need to...Sorry to hear you got the trots Rabel. You need to do lots of hydrating. Gatorade would be best to replenish the electrolytes or whatever that bullshit is that the science nerds talk about.<br /><br />The line:<br />"What a dump."Trooper Yorkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01978703998566102194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-54877475386460370062017-02-08T16:59:44.047-05:002017-02-08T16:59:44.047-05:00Welcome to the party, pal*.
*Initially a note of ...Welcome to the party, pal*.<br /><br />*Initially a note of support to Rabel, but I also realized it fit neatly into the subject of the post.edutcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15033144261502435196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-12122755376861619872017-02-08T16:56:24.887-05:002017-02-08T16:56:24.887-05:00Yo Adrienne!
Yo Adrienne!<br /><br />I'm Full of Souphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00241724007440718575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-79100794452396305322017-02-08T16:46:16.953-05:002017-02-08T16:46:16.953-05:00Thanks, Sixty. Last night I began to feel like I w...Thanks, Sixty. Last night I began to feel like I was finally out of the woods.Rabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02612585516401001803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-86829030313624757752017-02-08T16:44:47.789-05:002017-02-08T16:44:47.789-05:00I'd like to tell you more about my recent expe...I'd like to tell you more about my recent experiences with my digestive system but this is a family blog.Rabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02612585516401001803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-18338871165694654242017-02-08T16:40:42.072-05:002017-02-08T16:40:42.072-05:00Get better. Really.Get better. Really.The Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05354536924604187137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-87829888449581511772017-02-08T16:38:20.322-05:002017-02-08T16:38:20.322-05:00I'm a weak man.* I put up a comment on Althous...I'm a weak man.* I put up a comment on Althouse. I did this because she and her other commenters seemed to be overlooking the primary impetus behind Trump's EO on immigration and needed to be brought back to reality. I doubt that it worked but they were crying out for help and I always try to be helpful. <br /><br />*I have just begun to recover from a two week bout of flu-like symptoms so I have an excuse.Rabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02612585516401001803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-60184173302598996322017-02-08T15:47:48.582-05:002017-02-08T15:47:48.582-05:00There's always, "Get away from her, you b...There's always, "Get away from her, you bitch!"edutcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15033144261502435196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-55179434058748535062017-02-08T15:38:16.380-05:002017-02-08T15:38:16.380-05:00It's going to be uphill to touch RabelIt's going to be uphill to touch RabelLem the artificially intelligent https://www.blogger.com/profile/03569712564034666751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-31144636474069234032017-02-08T15:32:52.938-05:002017-02-08T15:32:52.938-05:00"I've always depended on the kindness of ..."I've always depended on the kindness of strangers."<br /><br />That could either be the worst or the best thing to say before sex. If she goes "Awww" you're in. If she says "You shittin' me?" not so much.ricpichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01321511130788764861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-717986195212622043.post-32051119808091788152017-02-08T14:20:14.580-05:002017-02-08T14:20:14.580-05:00Shall we shag now or shag later? Yeah, baby, yeah!...Shall we shag now or shag later? Yeah, baby, yeah!<br /><br />Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God much have been a fucking genius. The hair. they say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips. and when they touched yours were like that first swallow of wine after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm, Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em, passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr. Simms, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing, pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here!Methadrashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07828014989470539375noreply@blogger.com