Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Hillary Clinton is concealing a hump on her back.

The post title at The Gateway Pundit reads: "What the Hell Is That Back Bulge?… Hillary Clinton Bundles Up Like an Eskimo For Memorial Day Parade"

We don't dress like that.



They have a lot of photos.


What hump?


Hillary, why are you wearing a heavy coat with a giant hump in this summer heat?
The coat conceals a portable refrigeration unit.
Why are you carrying a portable refrigeration unit?
Because this coat is f'k'n hot, yo. Gawl!

Who do ... who do you think you're fooling? 


Nobody, that's who ... that's who she thinks she's fooling. She doesn't come clean, doesn't do the simple thing people do, because she must have the public attention and sympathy for long as possible. Create mystery and milk it. She prefers to have us all guessing. Simply discussing the matter openly and honestly is natural behavior beyond her mechanized programmed self. Plus public sympathy can come in handy for the tribulations to come. Expect the condition to bloom, whatever it is, as Michael Horowitz's expanding investigation exposes FBI coverup of her crimes. Poor Hillary. She's subjected to so much abuse.

18 comments:

edutcher said...

Looks more like a raincoat, but she might as well wear a cape (insert punchline).

AllenS said...

It looks like a child's car seat. Why would she wear one of those? Wacky Crooked Hillary.

Tank said...

Looks like shoulder pads.

Leland said...

Extra battery pack

AllenS said...

Crooked Hillary was actually born on a mysterious planet from somewhere out in the wherever, and what you are now seeing is her exoskeleton poking through her fake skin. Yuck.

Dickin'Bimbos@Home said...

I looks like some sort of a brace. Could it be a bullet proof jacket?

It would be fun if some nut job jumped out of the bushes to test it.
IU'm kidding!

No.

deborah said...

LOL Leland.

I was thinking bullet-proof jacket. Maybe she's developing a dowager's hump and that makes the jacket stick straight up at the edge.

Chip:

"Nobody, that's who ... that's who she thinks she's fooling. She doesn't come clean, doesn't do the simple thing people do, because she must have the public attention and sympathy for long as possible. Create mystery and milk it. She prefers to have us all guessing."

Reminds me of a pesky relative of mine.

Sixty Grit said...

It is a back brace. Her spine is deteriorating and now she needs that to keep her from humping over. She simply doesn't want to appear to be a 90 year old woman with osteoporosis. Remember all those seizures she had prior to the election? The ones where her head was bobbling? Those were caused by the collapse of her spine.

What's that? She's not 90? Well, you could have fooled me.

Trooper York said...

“I’m melting.........,”

ampersand said...

She's got two witch's tits to keep her cool. Or they may have grafted her head to that Boston dynamics robot that falls down.

edutcher said...

Maybe she's trying out for linebacker with the Giants.

That or she's morphing into the Great White Whale. Humpback and all.

Leland said...

I think I found the answer here; she was in Boston after all.

AllenS said...

Well, if she dies from heat stroke, we'll know why.

AllenS said...

Maybe she did die already, and underneath her dead skin a robot was implanted. If so, then I say we enter her into this --

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Rabel said...

Just what the fudge is going on with the Navy or possibly Coast Guard person in white with the moobs?

deborah said...

Allen, how about a 'Week-end with Hillary' movie?

Sixty Grit said...

Moobs dude is former Village People.

AllenS said...

DANG! My link should have went to Battlebots. My favorite show.