Thursday, May 17, 2018

Britain banished

I've been getting an awful lot of spam mail lately. I'm using a Mac air laptop, sweet little thing, and I don't know which porn site is selling my information but I'm sick and tired of getting so much junk mail for things I have no use for.

I meant to say which site is selling my information.

The mail program offers users to set up mail rules. We can say all email "from" or all email that contains _____ in subject or _____ in body, then do various things with it, move to another folder, move to trash or delete. And I notice by copying the address, not what shows in the address, but by actually copying the address, hidden behind their stated address, that they all end in .co.uk.

The same things over and over and over, but with different addresses and all ending with .co.uk.

Britain is spamming my pants off.

That will be my excuse for my pants being off.

What a bunch of scurrying rats. Life on that little island must be oppressive. They're in all my YouTube videos, they're all over my Netflix, they're all up in my mailbox.

New rule: For now on, all mail with any address ending in .co.uk is deleted. They'll have to adjust and route through some other place.

I read a joke yesterday that cracked me up. So unexpected.

It was within comments to an article about the island of plastic junk floating around the ocean. The article specified the plastic junk emanates primarily from five Asian countries so obviously the troubling incredibly large island of junk is in the Pacific.

A commenter pretended not to understand any of that, instead relying on the repeated phrase, "junk island floating in the ocean." He said, "Yeah, I've been very concerned about Britain too for quite some time."

I thought it was only me. Glad to see my Archie Bunker opinion is shared.

3 comments:

ricpic said...

It's a dirty little island
And it's filling up with wogs
But it's still a better gamble
Than that place what's full a' frogs.

Amartel said...

I break with thee
I break with thee
I break with thee

john said...

"New rule: For now on, all mail with any address ending in .co.uk is deleted. They'll have to adjust and route through some other place."

That'll Teach Em!

Verizon has an app to use when you get that phishing marketing or IRS phone call so that the "next time" that phone number is used, it goes directly into a SPAM box. Ooh, that's gotta hurt those spammers! Verizon is so frigging on top of it.