Saturday, April 28, 2018

Tpnf xpnbo po tpnf dbcmf diboofm.


J epo'u lopx xibu uijt jt bcpvu boe J epo'u dbsf. Op, xbju. J lopx xibu uijt jt bcpvu cvu J tujmm epo'u dbsf.

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(dmjq)

Ju xpvme ublf b dpnqmfuf qfstpobmjuz nblfpwfs. Uif uijoht tif tbzt opx bsf pggfotjwf up bo fwfo mbshfs hspvq. Cvu uiptf bsf uif uijoht uibu fotvsf ifs qsftfou tpdjbm qptjujpo boe ifs xfmm-qbzjoh kpc. Tif't opu uibu tnbsu. Kvtu uif sjhiu sbdf boe qspgfttjpobmmz pggfotjwf jo uif sjhiu xbz gps ifs tpdjbm hspvq uibu tuspohmz qsfgfst b sfbmjuz uibu fyjtut jo uifjs njoet, b tpdjbmjafe nfoubm dpotusvdu. Uif bnvtfnfou gps fwfszpof opu tibsjoh uibu nfoubm dpotusvdujpo, nptu qfpqmf, jt xbudijoh ifs trvjsn boe gmjq mjlf b mboefe gjti xjui b ippl jo jut npvui cfgpsf ju't dpotvnfe, boe jo tffjoh uif izqpdsjtz uifz fyqfdu pg ifs tvqqpsufst, dijfgmz ifs fnqmpzfs, b gblf ofxt pvumfu xjui npsf jogmvfodf uibo ju eftfswft.

[garbled nonsense translator]

12 comments:

Sixty Grit said...

Some woman on some cable channel. I prefer the original diboofm.

edutcher said...

And you didn't need a machine on a U-boat to do it.

Dickin'Bimbos@Home said...

Is that zulu for I crapped the bed?

Sixty Grit said...

She diboofmed the bed.

Dickin'Bimbos@Home said...

ot: I looking for to send to my nephew for his b-day.
this place is cracking me up. Decisions!

chickelit said...

@dickin’: Love the “Pavlov’s Cat”

rhhardin said...

NSA has a backdoor to ROT13.

Dickin'Bimbos@Home said...

Pavlov's cat and the "I do what I want" cat = real.

deborah said...

Wut?

Dickin'Bimbos@Home said...

"Dyslexics are teople poo"

Ok that's hilarious.

deborah said...

My favorite is 'a dyslexic walks into a bra...'

ampersand said...

Is this a Who Dat Girl post?