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Three granola bars.
Microwave a hot pocket (bacon egg and cheese) for 2 minutes. Go sit on the couch. Forget about the hot pocket in the microwave. Go to bed hungry 4 hours later. Wake up. Open the microwave to heat up yesterday's coffee. See hot pocket. Scoot it over and put coffee next to it.
A hot dog. Might even pop it in the microwave for 20 seconds if I'm feeling ambitious.
Kinda lazy: grilled cheese
Super lazy: cereal
Super duper lazy: order food
Microwave a hot dog and wrap it in a warm corn tortilla. Tastes a bit like poverty, but still delicious.
4 slices of peanut butter toast.
Most of these aren't nearly lazy enough. If I have to use the stove and cook something, it's already too much effort.