Thursday, June 22, 2017

Not the Onion: Bill Cosby to Hold ‘Town Halls’ on Sexual Assault

Via Twitter:  Bill Cosby is planning a series of talks about sexual assault in the wake of his own sexual assault court case ending in a mistrial.

“Mr. Cosby wants to get back to work,” his spokesman Andrew Wyatt said on WBRC’s “Good Day Alabama” in Birmingham. “We’re now planning town halls and we’re going to be coming to this city sometime in July … to talk to young people because this is bigger than Bill Cosby.”

“This issue can affect any young person, especially young athletes of today, and they need to know what they’re facing when they’re hanging out and partying, when they’re doing certain things that they shouldn’t be doing,” he continued. “And it also affects married men.”

“Laws are changing. The statute of limitations for victims of sexual assault are being extended,” added spokeswoman Ebonee Benson. “So this is why people need to be educated. A brush against the shoulder, anything at this point, can be considered sexual assault and it’s a good thing to be educated about the laws.”

(Link to story)

11 comments:

edutcher said...

The Allreds' scam has finally fallen apart because someone had the guts to challenge it in pne court.

I don't know how Cos' new venture will fare, but the Lefties' GoTo scam for driving people from public life will never be the same.

Amartel said...

Gotta pay his lawyers. They earned it.

AllenS said...

Probably the last thing I thought he'd do.

ricpic said...

Maybe Cos can help OJ find the killer?

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

They lie right at you.

Lem said...

People are going to pay him to to hear him talk?

That remains to be seen.

Leland said...

"You break up the Quaaludes and mix them into the Jello..."

edutcher said...

ricpic said...

Maybe Cos can help OJ find the killer?

Being propositioned by women who'd come across if her scored them some drugs is not the same as murdering your wife.

Lem said...

People are going to pay him to to hear him talk?

That remains to be seen.


True enough, but all this started because he told black people to take responsibility for their lives, their families, the community, and their race.

Can't have a plantation under those conditions.

Sixty Grit said...

I didn't see that coming, but according to his attorney, neither did Cosby.

cliff claven said...

Mario Mendoza is back to batting leadoff.

William said...

It's certainly a subject he knows a lot about. You have to know the right dosage. Nothing more embarrassing than having a fan choke on their vomit and dying.. Defense lawyers are expensive but the cost of getting rid of a dead body is astronomical......Refreshments will be served and, then, there will be a hands on demonstration.....How much easier Kobe Bryant's life would have been if he had offered that girl a nightcap.