Monday, April 3, 2017

"You're not a serial killer, you're just a serial inconveniencer. What do you do to people?"

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Ask questions during movies while said questions are being answered by the movie, so the person you're watching it with has to rewind. Endless loop

Unplug peoples cell phones in the early of the night after they have fallen asleep.

I take a really long time taking pictures of famous paintings...with an iPad held above head height.

Press every button I come across.

I would purchase everything in pennies

Walk really slow on a narrow sidewalk

8 comments:

bagoh20 said...

Tell them the truth. They really really hate that shit.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Finshing off things, but leave a tiny scrap in the container and put it back in the fridge.

Lem said...

Oh, that is evil ELB.

Amartel said...

Cruel~!

Leland said...

OT: Just want to note that at this time; the Astros are undefeated in the AL. On the other hand, the Yankees have lost all their games so far this year.

Chip Ahoy said...

I saw the Astros when they opened for Elroy and the Jetsons at Red Rocks.

Shut up, I saw something!

Speaking of Red Rocks, we can go up there today and say to visitor, "We used to climb around all these right up to that little cave up there when I was a teen."

And they're all, "What? You did not!"

As if that's an outrageous unthinkable transgression. "Sure did. Everyday of the week. The place was lousy with climbing kids every weekend. Every surface of every outcropping covered with children climbing all over and throughout.

They (we) were constantly getting into trouble.

And as more and more of them (us) encroached the situation became untenable, unmanageable, ungovernable, and something had to be done to restrict and channel activity around and away from the rock outcroppings while respecting international visitors rights to commune, to observe, to meditate as they hike and be one with nature and unusual southwestern species such as hawks. And it worked. Everybody's entire collective attitude changed and new visitors accept constricting conditions as natural.

William said...

On most mornings, I used to leave my bowl of Rice Krispies half eaten on the table for others to clean up. I was a serial, cereal abuser.

Leland said...

Red Rocks AAA for Texas