Tuesday, March 21, 2017

What's a sign that things are about to go south fast?

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When someone who has been doing this a whole hell of a lot longer than you have looks frustrated or nervous.

Someone asks to speak with you somewhere else rather than just tell you immediately. (like when I got laid off)

If you are having an argument on the street and a dudes friends slowly work their way behind you. Thats a bad sign. It's about to go south.

When someone goes inside their house to get something in the middle of an argument.

You get that strange, watery feeling in the back of your throat; the universal I'm about to hurl feeling.

The locals all clear out... like before the 2004 tsunami in Thailand. All of the locals were running for their lives while the tourists just stood and watched the approaching wall of water.

9 comments:

Rabel said...

When Lem puts a post up and 8 hours later no one has commented.

Rabel said...

Then Ritmo shows up and it's time to start whistling Dixie.

Lem said...

I just thought the same thing about the sideways dictionary. What a dud

Chip Ahoy said...

The sideways dictionary is like a firecracker that failed to ignite.

AprilApple said...

Mercury. Even tho astrology is total bunkum.

Sixty Grit said...

I had a boss who knew the wreck he just caused was serious when his airbags deployed.

You have to cut him some slack though, he was drunk at the time.

bagoh20 said...

You start a relationship with a woman and all you can think about is having sex with her. You are so screwed. Lucky as hell, but so screwed.

Methadras said...

There is a tickle, an itch that I get between my shoulder blades that I get when I know shit is going to go south really fast. I won't recount those times here or much less anywhere, but when I was younger, I used to get that unscratchable itch on occasion and when that happened, my head was on a swivel.

Guildofcannonballs said...

Putting in the DVD Talledega Nights.

"I wanna go fast." - Ricky Bobby