Saturday, February 25, 2017

The God Emperor of the Cherry Blossom Throne shows his genius......because he agreed with me...again!

President Trump decided to agree with me and announced today that he will blow off the White House Correspondents Dinner.

I will not be attending the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner this year. Please wish everyone well and have a great evening!




There was no upside for him They would install some uber liberal asshole comedian who will attack him. The fake news people will be patting themselves on the back and giving each other trophies like the scumbags are doing at the Oscars tomorrow. Sure he would have a chance to give them a few shots but he does that everyday anyway so why do it? Why give them oxygen? Why give them ratings? Nobody is going to care about a fake news circle jerk. It will be just a bunch of bitter losers telling nasty jokes and lies about President Trump and the people who voted for him. You know. Like Megyn Kelly's dinner table.

The true test of someones intelligence is if they agree with you. Now if he will only strip the credentials of CNN, the NY Times, the Washington Post, Politico and Buzzfeed we will be cooking with gas. The first amendment guarantees their freedom of speech. It doesn't gaurrentee their place at the table. Recently CNN decided that Kellyanne Conway could not be on their airwaves because they said she was a liar. Well they are lying purveyors of fake news and why should the President help them make money?

I am really enjoying this.

7 comments:

AprilApple said...

Love it. Piss off, wankers. Go wank yourselves without Trump. Babies.

Rabel said...

Excellent, and it puts them in a bit of a fix. If they deliver the usual amount of insulting humor toward they president they will look petty without him there to respond. If they deliver more they will look biased. If they deliver less they will look cowardly.

Win-Win-Win.

Trooper York said...

I hear the are going to feature Alec Baldwin and the keynote speaker will be Hillary.

edutcher said...

They should not have made him mad.

Any more and his press policy will be based on that old Chinese proverb,

To choose one’s victim, to prepare one’s plans minutely, to slake an implacable vengeance, and then go to bed. There’s nothing sweeter in the world.

Methadras said...

Truly the veil has finally been lifted from these rock bottom scum bags. Watching them squirm in the sunlight is quite fun.

AllenS said...

Wow, the attendees will really be able to make fun of Trump without him being there. Sad.

ricpic said...

Well, it would have been a great platform for Trump to get in some more zingers at the enemy media. But who am I to second guess the God Emperor?!