Saturday, January 21, 2017

"You wake up in 2117. What's the first thing you Google?"

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Go to Reddit and say... I am from 2017, woke up in 2117 somehow. Ask Me Anything.

I'd google my name.

'What the fuck happened in 2017 that ive just woke up 100 hundred years later!?!'

Is Jaromir Jagr still active? And what new movie is Keanu Reeves going to be in?

"When did WWIII occur?"

If Betty White is still alive.

Has pitchfork technology gone too far?
And then smile as no results come up

12 comments:

ndspinelli said...

Have the polar caps melted?

ndspinelli said...

Have the polar caps gotten bigger?

john said...

gay boys in bondage

But I google that first thing every morning. It goes with coffee.

john said...

Oh crap, I think I missed the point of the post.

I can assure everyone I will not wake up in 2117.

ndspinelli said...

LOL!

Leland said...

How many years left before NASA completes SLS or Orion?

Lem said...

Did California build the "high-speed" train to Sacramento yet?

edutcher said...

Did Hillary finally go berserk and do in Willie after the Inauguration?

ricpic said...

You call this a sexbot?!

Sixty Grit said...

Why is my head on a Pepsi can, where is Ted Williams, how is Walt doing, and did President Trump win his 25th term?

ndspinelli said...

Lem, Guv Moonbeam is finding it's tough to build a railroad cost effectively w/o Chink and Gandy Dancer labor.

Leland said...

When did society give up on the dream of solar power for all things?