Monday, December 5, 2016

WKRLEM: Mannequin Challenge




Everything you see is available on our website leeleesvalise.com.

Except for the fat elf.

25 comments:

AprilApple said...

Explains a lot.

Sixty Grit said...

Please allow me to be the first to say you look like living hell - what the heck have you been doing to yourself?

Titus said...

Beautiful store

ricpic said...

Who's the hyperactive cameraman, er....person?

Rabel said...

Don't be mean, Sixty. Trooper looks reasonably good for a man his age and with his problems.

Trooper York said...

The wife took the video. It is part of the new mannequin challenge thing on face book where people freeze in mannequin poses. We thought it was a goof to do it with all of our real mannequins.

Plus and old fat white guy with a bum ticker.

bagoh20 said...

It looks like ISIS has been there. Probably looking for the bagel shop and got lost.

Trooper York said...

Hey the headless mannequins are much better than that ones with heads. Those freak me out.

Sixty Grit said...

That's no excuse, Troopski - you look terrible. You need to take better care of yourself.

Green Acres is the place to be. Farm livin' is the life for me. Land spreadin' out so far and wide, keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.

bagoh20 said...

It is a great looking store. I bet the ladies love it, but I hope that's not your hand creating the ambiance - NTTIAWWT.

bagoh20 said...

We know you keep the heads somewhere private.

AprilApple said...

It is a very nice store

AprilApple said...

I was picturing something a lot more trashy.

;)

Trooper York said...

Sixty I hear you man. I can't wait to move to Hallmark County. The stress is killing me. I had to throw out a homeless guy and fought with three hipsters about their dogs pissing on my signs.

We need to go on-line with our new application that you can get on your phone.

The only fun I get is fighting with April and Bags about Trump. It calms me down.

Trooper York said...

It is funny you say that April. The wife wants to open a sexy boudoir in the back store with really sexy lingerie and toys and stuff. I had to nix it.

Wrong clientèle for an upscale boutique.

We are a class operation all the way.

Sixty Grit said...

I say that as someone who is older and wiser than you, you wiseguy. Running an online store from home is stressful, too, but at least if someone is pissing on your property it's probably you.

Titus said...

The rent must be outrageous.

Trooper York said...

Thanks Sixty I appreciate it.

I am trying but stress gets us all in the end. Running a small business will be death of me. It almost was a couple of years ago and it is getting worse.

I need to retire to Florida to write pornography the way I wanted too.

Sixty Grit said...

Poorly?

Trooper York said...

Of course I am going to write poorly.

That is standard for porno. Plus vampires. I have researched and there is a big market for it.

Chip Ahoy said...

You have a fantastic shop.

ricpic said...

Mickey Spillane ended up in South Carolina, if memory serves, writing his version of porno but mainly sitting in the bough of his small boat, idling. Nice way to end up.

Patrick said...

Nice looking place Trooper. A guy ought to be proud to own a classy shop like that. You got a catalog?

deborah said...

Lisa did a great job on the camera work. Gives the sense of a sugarplum fairy drifting around.

Trooper York said...

Only a website Patrick. You can mind most of the stuff you see in the video there. leeleesvalise.com