Monday, November 28, 2016

Caption contest


36 comments:

deborah said...

Home, James.

ricpic said...

You don't wanna know how the sausage is made.

Amartel said...

It Takes a Village Idiot.

Amartel said...

Pictorial, step by step instructions for how to mount a phallic object if you're a feminist. (You climb inside, with assistance, and hide.)

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Give me the keys, I am driving the dick-mobile.

Calypso Facto said...

Gosh, I haven't seen one of these since the FBI confiscated Anthony's phone!

Trooper York said...

Listen if I said it once I said it a thousands times.....I can be inside a Weiner but I will never have a Weiner inside me.

edutcher said...

And I called Trump a wiener.

AllenS said...

Since you ain't getting it at home, may I suggest?

Leland said...

Sausage? I was looking for a taco!

edutcher said...

Fish taco, that is.

chickelit said...

"Will strapped in feel as good as strapped on?"

deborah said...

lol I knew you guys would rise to the challenge :)

ndspinelli said...

Oscar Mayer is closing its main plant and corp headquarters in Madison, after being there for generations. The production will move to an Iowa plant and overseas. The offices to Chicago. But, the Weinermobiles will continue to operate out of Madison. Oscar hires UW students to be good will ambassadors driving the Weinermobiles around the country.

ampersand said...

"Sorry Ma'am, but the Old Bat-mobile is in the shop."

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Let's go find a tunnel!

Titus said...

I had a minature wiener mobile when I was young.

Titus said...

I drove the wiener around my block.

ricpic said...

Where did you park the wiener, Titus?

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

It's a cheap, mean-spirited, ugly little joke.

She ran for president and she lost.

Let it go.

Rabel said...

"She ran for president and she lost.

Let it go."

No.

Dad Bones said...

She lost but she hasn't quit.

chickelit said...

@Eric: I was prepared to let it go until she jumped back in the recount, enabled by her benefactor, George Soros. Go watch that old "60 Minutes" interview of Soros I linked last week and tell me that that hag isn't personally enabled by George Soros.

chickelit said...

George Soros' death will split the nation politically like Fidel Castro's death did: lefties will openly mourn; others will openly scorn.

chickelit said...

@Titus: I thought you grew up on a farm outside of Wannahickee, WI? How could you have driven anything around your block?

Titus said...

My parents had the farm but we moved to the big city of waunakee. They still own the farm. They got some award for having a farm for 100 years.

Titus said...

100 years with the same family. It was my mom's parents farm.

MamaM said...

I wondered at the point of the post, then realized it was labeled as a contest. Which caused me to regard the first comment by the poster herself as lubricant.

If Titus's parents still own the farm, it appears as though his dying dad who miraculously bounced back from end stage hospice care where he was close to taking his last breath, is still alive enough to own the farm instead of buying it.



Sixty Grit said...

And, according to the always-honest Titus who never lies about anything (husband, dogs, income, fabulousness, promiscuity, HIV status, etc.) his father is now well over 100 years old. Too bad Titus won't live to see 50. And by too bad, I mean - is he still here?

But back to the contest - "Just a few more steps, ol' gal, then you'll have this Wiener licked!"

Titus said...

The farm was in my mom's family name before my father purchased it as a result it has been in the family for over 100 years.

You sound very angry Sixty and your obsession with me is unhealthy. Focus your energies elsewhere and on happy things!

You don't know anything about my husband, health, dogs, etc...I am actually a fat, gay, data entry clerk in North Dakota-totally not fab and really poor.

Have a wonderful day and keeping reaching for the stars Sixty!

Titus said...

BTW the urban dictionary of Sixty Grit:

When a prolonged night of sexual activity causes the male's penis to dry out and leave a thick layer of dried skin around the balloon knot.

John woke up next to Jane the night after the party with a hard ass Sixty-Grit.

Sixty Grit said...

Defensive much? As you were, you illiterate inveterate liar. You have told so many lies even you can't keep them straight. Ha - I wrote "straight" when referring to Steve.

virgil xenophon said...

FWIW they send the Weinermobile to Mardis Gras every year (it's even in a couple of parades) and hand out tiny miniature plastic weinermobiles that can be used as whistles.

deborah said...

*heads to ebay*

MamaM said...

You don't know anything about...

Not true, Titus. In fact another lie to add to the pile. Worthy of a blow on deborah's hoped for Wiener whistle.

As for a contest winner, it's Sixty Grit's "Just a few more steps, ol' gal, then you'll have this Wiener licked!", hands down, no reaching for stars needed.

Sixty Grit said...

LOL - thank you, MamaM - you are too kind.