Tuesday, October 25, 2016

What if Star Dates were like J Date?

"Why thank you Mr. Checkov. What a nice gift for a first date. What is it?"
"It is a custom in my country. Since you are the most beautiful woman on this wessal I gift you with my shaved pubic hair. You can weave into a hat. It is very varm."
"Why I never got any such gift. I mean I got some from Gene Roddenbury but I had to spit them out one at a time. Thank you very much."
"You varee velcome my nubian princess."


ricpic said...

That's the secret of what makes Astrakhans so warm, the springy pubic hair adds air pockets to the tight wool weave.

ricpic said...

I just priced Astrakhan hats. Low end $169. But a truly elegant hat. Haven't seen a gent wearing one in years. Clearly I did not achieve the proper station in life.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

A clever, funny joke, ruined.

Methadras said...

Astrakhans hats are a close cousin of the Fez.

Methadras said...

Having now gone through my netflix watching through Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space 9, and now working on Star Trek: Voyager, I still have to say, O'hura outshines all of ladies on the hotness front. Damn, she was hot.

Trooper York said...

Of course she got the job by banging Roger Ailes....err Bill Cosby....err no Gene Roddenberry.

You see that is how it works.