Monday, August 29, 2016

Why did the SF QB decide to become a Muslim!



Everybody is talking about scumbag 49er QB Colin Kaeperdick deciding not to stand for the National Anthem. The current theory as promulgated by a Sports Gossip site called Terez Owens the reason is that he has converted to Islam because of his girlfriend MTV star Nessa Diab.

Ms. Diab is a vocal supporter of "Black Lives Matter" and supposedly a devout  Muslim although we don't know if her clit was clipped and I found a bunch of photos where she is not wearing a burka. So it is hard to see how she could be a devout Muslim even though she has the hate America and all it stands for down pat.

I wonder how she would do with ISIS. Maybe we should ship her and Kaeperdick over there to find out?

13 comments:

edutcher said...

I'm sure this is the latest in thing, which, of course, is 50 years old.

"I wonder how she would do with ISIS. Maybe we should ship her and Kaeperdick over there to find out?"

I like it.

Let him find out what it is to be oppressed for real, rather than being "oppressed" with a 6 figure NFL contract because he can throw a cylindro-conoidal ball.

PS Hey, if he's a Moslem, what about that pigskin?

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

ed, he seems to throw that pigskin away all the time. Unfortunately it is often to the other team.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Can Colin handle Ms. Diab's assets?

Leland said...

Well, at least he will be rested when he comes home after all that sitting he will be doing.

William said...

Just on a theoretical basis, I wonder if it's even possible for a black athlete to do something so outré that his fellow black athletes will shun him. I mean besides voting Republican. Punch your girlfriend, torture puppies, kill a couple of guys, sit down for the national anthem: it's all good. But God help the first black NFL player who says something nice about Trump.

edutcher said...

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

ed, he seems to throw that pigskin away all the time. Unfortunately it is often to the other team.

IOW another no-talent slob who needs to blame somebody for his own failure.

Sixty Grit said...

He is covered with tattoos - tattoos of Bible verses, Christian symbols and other professions of his former faith. He is stuck between a rock and getting about 40% of his total skin area grafted over.

Adamsunderground said...

"Oh, it's true what they say: the devil comes disguised as a beautiful woman!"

Now that Huma's available, I may have to keel you all. But it'll be done out of love!

AprilApple said...

If she hates America - she needs to get in a Burka.

XRay said...

Ms. Diab doesn't have assets, other than the slippery.

Selfie your shit to the world, yep, that makes you special.

You're a whore, price being the only debatable. Though we can't talk honest anymore.

William, right.

XRay said...

You know, I have a lot of grief about all religions. though recognizing the good of some, of course. But, we here, in the USA, have declared all religions beyond reproach. Including fucking scientology, or even mormons. Seriously. Really. What hope does that leave us when assaulted by islamist taqiya. It's kinda like declaring myself a woman, having been issued a full set of balls. Delusional.
That's what most are susceptible to, though. And that's those who have been winning elections.

Madness, all.

Amartel said...

Attention whores wants attention. This is how you get attention these days, by being mediocre and then crying victim.

Methadras said...

Pussy is a powerful drug. It's made men go to war for it, kill for it, or seemingly convert to islam for it.