Wednesday, August 31, 2016

"Social Justice Warrior Abuses Her Lyft Driver Over ‘Offensive’ Hula Girl Bobblehead"


HeatStreat:  A (we’re guessing) drunk turbo-feminist entered a Lyft car, and instead of quietly enjoying the ride, she decided it was best to berate the driver for five minutes over a hula girl bobblehead sitting on his dashboard.

“You thought that was adorable,” she said to him. “You didn’t think of the pillaging of, like, the continent of Hawaii.”

For the crime of insulting the “continent” of Hawaii, the Lyft driver had to endure some of the worst entitled valley girl speak that California has to offer. Finally he decided to kick her out of the car after miraculously keeping his cool through her profanity-laden rant.

15 comments:

AprilApple said...

The continent of Hawaii will have its revenge!

AprilApple said...

I would have killed her.

edutcher said...

I would have laughed and said we conquered it fair and square.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

I'm with April. I would have killed her, if for nothing else her voice with all that annoying vocal fry and her accent in general. She could be reciting the Gettysburg Address and I want to kill her.

Lem said...

Act like an ass in the name of 'decency'.

AprilApple said...

We can pound out license plates in prison, DBQ. It will be worth it, though. ONE less idiot SJW valley girl on the planet.

rhhardin said...

I'm against black lava ashtrays.

rhhardin said...

I'd suggest wearing a Hawaiian shirt with the hula girl dashboard item, as protection.

rhhardin said...

Any pacific island native is called a pineapple, if you want to add offense sometime.

AJ Lynch said...

I listened to the whole tape- the driver showed an amazing amount of class and restraint. It is sad to say but I think this young lady is a prototypical kneejerk liberal. There are thousands / maybe millions like her in our colleges and working as low paid retail clerks. They have screwed up their lives, made poor school and career choices and so they go and make those around them miserable.

Amartel said...

She and the 3rd string SF QB would make a great illustrated couple. Of idiots.
I was just talking to a friend of mine about how (at least in our area) the illustrated hide is now the rule. It's become a signifier of dull conformity.

Rhythm and Balls said...

Just goes to show... no form of reprimand should EVER be made without video or other persuasive evidence. Any lunatic can wage a social jihad against any decent person any day these days and get away with it. The guy was remarkably restrained and polite, given the situation. I would offer him a raise or a promotion or some other commendation, personally. And the bitch who sent the video should be permanently banned from using their service.

Rhythm and Balls said...

We can pound out license plates in prison, DBQ. It will be worth it, though. ONE less idiot SJW valley girl on the planet.

Thelma and Louise... the way it SHOULD have been.

Methadras said...

This twat that calls herself by the gender of female, should be dragged out by her multi-colored hair into the middle of the street and thrown down a manhole after received any innumerable punches to the face and throat. Thank you.

windbag said...

She would explode if she saw this.