Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Man arrested for raging at his wife over too much cheese on his grilled cheese

The Smoking GunThe unemployed De Paola became incensed at his 51-year-old spouse due to her “using three slices of cheese in a grilled cheese sandwich.” De Paola told cops that he had told the victim she “could make a grilled cheese sandwich with two pieces of cheese instead of three.”

De Paola’s wife told police that he was shouting in her face and that his spit hit her in the face. She added that her husband “has a history of violent and abusive behavior” that includes a prior arrest and the issuance of a restraining order.

During the incident, De Paola’s wife directed the couple’s nine-year-old daughter to dial 911. But De Paola subsequently yanked the phone cord from the wall and slammed the device on the ground. The couple’s 12-year-old daughter then used her mother’s cell phone to summon police.

14 comments:

edutcher said...

There are people like that.

He'd also bitch about how high the gas flame was, etc.

Lem said...

How did he know there three slices?

Isn't the cheese suppose to melt?

I submit he had to be looking for it. Which means this has been the subject of previous discussion at that household.

Lem said...

First I thought, he's just being thrifty, but then when I read about the land line and the cell phone and I thought, well they couldn't be that thrifty.

ndspinelli said...

He wasn't from Wisconsin. They pile the cheese 3 inches high on pizza. There is NEVER too much cheese for a cheesehead. The guy is from Georgia. I doubt he would complain of too many peaches on his cobbler.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

You can never have too much cheese.

The man is obviously an ungrateful lactose intolerant loser.

ricpic said...

It's against the law to vent?

MamaM said...

...a history of violent and abusive behavior” that includes a prior arrest and the issuance of a restraining order.

The wife needs to decide how many scoops of crap she's willing to accept on her life sandwich.

Trooper York said...

Can't a man yell at his wife anymore and rip the phone out of the wall without the cops
butting in!

What is this country coming too?

When Trump gets elected a man can be a man and yell at his family and bust up his stuff without the government getting involved.

Trooper York said...

(That was sarcasm for those of you too stupid to get it so don't start complaining and crying and psychoanalyzing)

Trooper York said...

Joe Scarborough just said that a unnamed source told him that Donald Trump asked his legal advisors if it was OK to beat his wife for giving a plagiarized speech.

They said no it was totally unacceptable. However a good spanking was in order and they all volunteered to administer it.

It is amazing what you learn when you watch MSNBC.

Methadras said...

What sort of enraged dickhead gets mad about an extra slice of melted cheese? A leftist.

Leland said...

I guess using stocks as punishment is out of the question.

ricpic said...

When I'm on the road and starved for veggies I tell the sandwich makers at Subway to double up on the veggies and HOLD THE CHEESE and they all look at me, I swear, as if I'm crazy!

AllenS said...

That man needs to have the cheese kicked out of him. Shouldn't take too long.