Monday, August 22, 2016

KLEM FM

I've always been a Hillary supporter. There is no one more qualified to lead America. Having said that, I never cease to be amazed at the misogynistic attitude of some people in this country. And I say to hell with them... I love you, Hillary. I'll be there for you.
~ Elton John
lyrics after the jump

It's getting late have you seen my mates
Ma tell me when the boys get here
It's seven o'clock and I want to rock
Want to get a belly full of beer

My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
And my old lady she don't care
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair

Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a little action in

Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight
`Cause Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright alright alright

Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right
I could use a little muscle to get what I need
I could sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"

A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass

[Repeat from above]

26 comments:

chickelit said...

This post is part of a series spotlighting rock stars who come out for Hillary.

edutcher said...

I though Elton came out years ago.

chickelit said...

So far, some of the most outspoken, in-the-bag* rockstars for Hillary seem to be Hibernian or of the Albion extraction. White makes Right?

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*Not to be confused with our own bagsian commenter.

chickelit said...

Bono is next on the list. I'm still waiting for the coveted Jagger endorsement.

chickelit said...

Rockstars love pay-to-play access as much as dictators do.

Chip Ahoy said...

What an impossibly stupid and colossally arrogant fuck.

(in imagining his stupid-ass British presumptuous dick splat opinion counts any more than my dog's excrement. And I don't even have a dog.)

See? There went my g.d. angel wings and halo, shot to hell. I'll never get those things back.

AprilApple said...

Hold me closer Tony Danza.

AprilApple said...

Rich rich rich out of touch wealthy dweebs who have everything and want for nothing - snowed by the corruption queen.
Rock stars - so fantastic and removed from us peasants.

Lem said...

"Rockstars love pay-to-play access as much as dictators do."

Twitted it.

AprilApple said...

"Rockstars love pay-to-play access as much as dictators do. "

You read it as well.


My opinion of Bono is pure 100% shit now.

Thing is, we all thought rock stars were cool. Turns out - they suck.

AprilApple said...

Maybe Bono can get a gig in North Korea... all the starving peasants can roll out the red carpet for him?

Lem said...

You know, just a short time ago Hillary stood on the senate floor and defended marriage between a man and a woman.

She didn't have to say that to save her seat or anything of the kind. She said it because she was planning a future where marriage between a man and a woman would still hold sway politically. She was lying the groundwork where she thought the votes would be.

But, just like Powell, with Hillary dragging his name thru the muck, Elton John and the rest of them always go and stand by these crooks.

chickelit said...

Raise your hand if you enjoyed roller skating to this song when it came on at the roller rink.

Rhythm and Balls said...

If you object to a woman lying right to your face these days that's enough to count as "misogynistic."

Even if she does it habitually.

Only a misogynist doesn't understand that a woman in a position of responsibility is allowed to lie any time she wants to. It's just one of the perks of being a woman.

Rhythm and Balls said...

Rockstars love pay-to-play access as much as dictators do.

That's true! That's why it was rockstars who were behind the Citizens United decision! Unlimited money in politics - definitely a cultural fixture of the rockstar contingent.

chickelit said...

Rockstars love pay-to-play access as much as dictators do.

[Hillary-husky male voice]: "Sure they like it. Who the fuck are are we supposed to favor? People who like us? Nobody likes us. So we'll listen to the people to get our attention in others ways."

Chip Ahoy said...

I think Brits (and Milo who I like very much included) are interested in U.S. politics because their own politics is so matured and uninteresting. Until recently, that is. You'd think that would be fun for them, finally, but it's been terrible.

Their quaint little island just isn't enough to hold their interest entirely. Not when you own your own jet and employ your own on-demand pilot. And Canada is like a strip of humanity just north of our border all the rest ice and only half of it British. And Australia is a few cities dotting the rim of a continent. And South Africa sort of the bell end of the African continent. It's insufficient to hold the interest of globe trotting types. So they look to us. And honestly, there's not that much to see, the only thing here doesn't quite process in accordance with their highly developed and ultra refined values. Of the sort that can overlook all of Hillary Clinton's withering criminality.

It's weird, huh? Go the f home and make more recordings. We love that. We'll buy them. Oh. You've given that up.

Ever hear British rappers? It's hill Larry ass. You see, life on the dole, NHS issues, Labor vs Tories, royalty, just do not have the harsh low life brutal street cred involving firearms money and squashed aspirations and prison terms problems with bitches fatherless families institutional social injustice required to make rap work. Socialism and rap do not go together. None of those European countries are any good with rap.

Yet the original rap, Rapture, pure fantasy, doesn't have any of those elements either. It's werry werry veird.

ndspinelli said...

RITMO w/ a home run @ 11:58p!

AprilApple said...

R&B

That's true! That's why it was rockstars who were behind the Citizens United decision! Unlimited money in politics - definitely a cultural fixture of the rockstar contingent.

Our media is so corrupt - nobody knows that Citizens United is about Hillary.
Hillary is a walking talking pile of abuse of power.

ndspinelli said...

April, I thought you were voting for Hillary since you don't suck Trump's dick.

AprilApple said...

ND - I'm voting for the R - like I always do. I'm under no illusions that my vote will be worth less than fart in the wind.

ndspinelli said...

April, I know you are voting R. Some here think you're a liar. I know you're not. I can smell bullshit and liars. The liars are often the one who accuse others of lying. You and ed have been doing admirably the past week or so. Kudos to both.

Methadras said...

Fags love their hags.

chickelit said...

Another English twit tells Trump to "drop out": link.

Who are all these blighty bastards coming out of the woodwork? Who asked them anyway? Go home and cry about your "Remain" loss.

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