Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Christie Brinkley and John Mellencamp have broken up.....AllenS is updating his EHarmony Profile!

Christie Brinkley and John Mellencamp have broken up

 Page Six New York Post

Life has gotten in the way of Christie Brinkley andJohn Mellencamp’s relationship, so they’ve called it quits after a year of dating.
A source told us that “it was the distance. He really didn’t like coming to New York and she was always on a plane going to his homes in Indiana and Daufuskie,” an island in South Carolina.
A spokeswoman for the former couple confirmed the split to Page Six, saying, “Both the mileage between their homes and their heavy career demands interfered with their ability to maintain the relationship. They vowed to remain best of friends.

Brinkley — who was married to rocker Billy Joel for nine years — and Mellencamp hit it off after meeting at a party in the Hamptons last summer. Before Brinkley, Mellencamp dated actress Meg Ryan.
Recently, Brinkley, 62, has been busy promoting her own line of prosecco, Bellissima, while Mellencamp, 64, is getting ready to hit the road again next month.
Last month, when Page Six talked to Brinkley at the St. Barth Hamptons Gala, reporters were explicitly told not to ask her about dating or relationships, hinting that all was not well between the pair.
People first reported news of the breakup.
Meanwhile, Brinkley blew off some steam this week as a commenter when Harper’s Bazaar posted an image on Instagram from its new Ivanka Trump profile.
Reactions to a pic of Ivanka along with a brief excerpt from the Bazaar article about dad Donald ranged from, “She is such a strong role model” to “Canceling my subscription.” Brinkley chimed in, posting, “And we all know we can’t seriously consider a hate monger as President. Supporting Trump makes YOU complicit in his racism and bigotry.” Brinkley was at a recent Hamptons fund-raiser for Hillary Clinton.

17 comments:

AllenS said...

Me and you, Christie! WOO HOO!

AllenS said...

OH NOES! How does she feel about going back and forth from Wisconsin?

Trooper York said...

Seriously you won't move to the Hamptons?

I have a lot of friends in the Blue collar parts of the Hamptons. The fisherman, mechanics and guys who work with their hands. I can hook you up buddy. They are our kind of people. You will fit right in.

edutcher said...

God, she looks good. He, well, she'd probably be better off if she were still with Billy Joel.

Although Allen isn't a bad fallback (make sure you've got those testosterone supplements handy).

Cougar would be in the running for the Before pic, right behind Keith Richards and Willie Whitewater.

Methadras said...

Even though she's been wrecked by these dickheads, I'll give it a stab myself.

Chip Ahoy said...

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It's counterintuitive to thin your hair even more, as you struggle emotionaly with loss, but that's what it takes. A sign of real maturity, stability, and emotional balance and virility in acknowledging your glorious full hair teenage years are well behind you. Bald old dudes are studlier than mop-headed old dudes who by contrast look more like aging women than they do settled men. Tru fax.

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Chip Ahoy said...

Meloncamp is a great name.

I visualize a tent in the middle of a watermelon field.

And watermelons are proof that God loves us because why else would there be such a fantastic plant as that? For dinosaurs to appreciate? I don't think so. No, God made watermelons to blow our minds with vines that produce fantastic gigantic berries as that.

AprilApple said...

lol Meth.

why does she look eternally young? How, actually?

Mellencamp looks rough.

windbag said...

I was never a big fan of his music, but he gave us all hope when he began dating her.

AprilApple said...

Please- the dude is rich. Rich rock stars can be as ugly as a rotted wad of garlic, the hot chicks swarm.

AprilApple said...

Did I heard Mick Jagger is pregnant again?

AprilApple said...

heard = hear

AllenS said...

She's been married 4 times, and that look on Meloncamp's face is kind of an indication that she didn't live up to expectations.

Once me and her get together, and if it doesn't work out, I'll have some pictures and videos so everyone can make up their own mind.

William said...

That's the way it works. Conservatives are willing to look beyond Christie's politics and judge her by the beauty of her soul and the depth of her intellect. But I fear that any blossoming romance between you and Christie would be short circuited just as soon as you started expounding on the fine points of Trump's immigration policy. Pity. Her one chance of, at long last, finding enduring love wrecked by political differences.........Billy Joel used to be ugly but ugly in a cool way. The visual contrast between him and Christie was striking but oddly complementary. They looked good together. Nowadays Billy Joel is still ugly, but ugly in an ugly way. He's got that Jabba the Hut look. Drugs, calories, and gravity have not been kind to him. Christie looks great, but she probably lives on organic lettuce leaves and spends most of her waking hours on the elliptical machine. I bet she's kind of boring, not that it matters.

Methadras said...

AprilApple said...

lol Meth.

why does she look eternally young? How, actually?

Mellencamp looks rough.


Why does she look eternally young? Well, the first is fantastic genetics. The second is fantastic augmented upkeep.

Methadras said...

William said...

That's the way it works. Conservatives are willing to look beyond Christie's politics and judge her by the beauty of her soul and the depth of her intellect. But I fear that any blossoming romance between you and Christie would be short circuited just as soon as you started expounding on the fine points of Trump's immigration policy. Pity. Her one chance of, at long last, finding enduring love wrecked by political differences.........Billy Joel used to be ugly but ugly in a cool way. The visual contrast between him and Christie was striking but oddly complementary. They looked good together. Nowadays Billy Joel is still ugly, but ugly in an ugly way. He's got that Jabba the Hut look. Drugs, calories, and gravity have not been kind to him. Christie looks great, but she probably lives on organic lettuce leaves and spends most of her waking hours on the elliptical machine. I bet she's kind of boring, not that it matters.


All I ask for is a month with her. I'm not greedy.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Actually that is a photo of ed and the blonde.