Tuesday, May 10, 2016

"What's something all grown women should know about men?"

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If I tell you something in confidence, it's really not ok for you to tell your best friends. And it goes both ways.
The older we get, the less time we're willing to spend "chasing" you. If I'm interested, and you're interested, there should be no reason for you to still be playing hard to get and taking longer than two requests for your time to agree to a date. Either commit or tell me you're not interested.
I'm 30. Dating at this age consists of "Are we doing this or not? I got shit to do."

mentioning how many guys are going for you/chasing you doesn't create the narrative of "oh damn, she's a hot commodity, better try harder" instead it's "fuck, chasing her seems like it would be a lot of drama, better skip this one"

If you bring us problems we will offer solutions. That is our way of showing that we have listened and that we care.

Just because we can't get an erection at a given moment, that doesn't mean we're not into you or that we don't want to have sex. It's not that simple.

10 comments:

Mumpsimus said...

We really, truly can't read your mind. We're not just pretending we can't, to put one over on you.

The Dude said...

Playing stupid is not attractive. What's that, you're not playing? Never mind...

AllenS said...

Just because we're looking at your breasts, doesn't mean we're not interested in what you have to say.

Methadras said...

If I'm looking at your ass as you walk it's usually because I like looking at your ass because I believe you have a great ass. I don't just look at any ass, but your ass. Appreciate it okay?

ndspinelli said...

We are not into skinny bitches. That is something foisted on you by gay men. We normal guys like women w/ meat on their bones. So, eat some steak, pasta, bread, etc. Look @ photos of Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield to see what we like.

The Dude said...

I was just searching Netflix for Ieri, oggi, domani, which, of course, they don't have. Netflix sucks.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

The most important thing men discover as they gain in years is just how damn boring most women really are.

It's not a discovery we're happy to make. But something we have no alternative but to realize.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

True enough. Though --you guys are boring too.

The Dude said...

Thanks for reminding me to look this up:

Boring is the process of enlarging a hole that is already in the material; it may be a hole made by drilling or in the casting. Boring concerns the internal diameter and the surface of the hole rather than the depth of the hole. In this sense, it can be considered as a twin process of turning, where the outer diameter and the surface are the concerns.

Methadras said...

AprilApple said...

True enough. Though --you guys are boring too.


Believe me when I tell you, I'm not fucking boring.