Have you noticed how virtually everyone uses straws now. It is part of the feminization of our culture. I never use straws. They're fucking stupid and you don't get the taste of the cold beverage on top of the glass where the ice is. Trump men use straws because they have little dicks like Trump. It's OK for women to use straws, they're a girly thing. When I was in Colombia in the 80's I was told for sanitary reasons to use straws even when drinking soda from a bottle. I did once. That 3rd World country still used paper straws. You old fuckers like me remember those fuckers? One sip and they collapse.
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Weren't crazy straws fun?
I was that kid!
same and my mom hated me for it.
Have you noticed how virtually everyone uses straws now. It is part of the feminization of our culture. I never use straws. They're fucking stupid and you don't get the taste of the cold beverage on top of the glass where the ice is. Trump men use straws because they have little dicks like Trump. It's OK for women to use straws, they're a girly thing. When I was in Colombia in the 80's I was told for sanitary reasons to use straws even when drinking soda from a bottle. I did once. That 3rd World country still used paper straws. You old fuckers like me remember those fuckers? One sip and they collapse.
I bite off both ends of my large Red Vines and use it as a straw, does that make me more manly than just regular straw users?
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