Sunday, March 6, 2016

Watch Hillary and Bernie pretend to debate



36 comments:

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Pretty funny but it's hard to deny that their debates seem to at least be somewhat substantive.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Another debate where everyone, including the robots asking questions, pretends Hillary isn't a felon.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

I read somewhere this on is on spanish channels.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

April thanks for the tweet.. i'm stealing that.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Sander is yelling right now, "WELL YOU KNOW, DEMOCRATS ARE NOT ALWAYS RIGHT!"

This is in response to Andersoon Cooper pointing out that he agrees with Ted Cruz - gasp! - on not supporting the Boeing/Export-Import bank.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

I clapped wildly when he said that.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Good, Lem. Tweet away.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

I like Sanders. I'm no socialist and I worry he'd be a disaster with his super high tax rates and free stuff, but I respect the guy for going off scrip and not being a criminal. It's good to not be a money-grubbing government criminal.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

script

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

He's got a great style. And it's wonderful to see someone work so effectively against Hillary while not sucking up to Democrats or the Republican establishment. Anderson thought he was giving Sanders a "Gotcha!" by noting that he was the only Democrat to disagree with the corporatist subsidized bank as if that meant anything other than a partisan point, and used Ted Cruz's objection to emphasize it. It didn't. It was CNN and Hillary who were being partisans. Sanders bellowed, "WELL I KNOW THIS MIGHT COME AS A SHOCK TO YOU, but Democrats are not always right!!!"

Snarky, solid, correct, unifying. Can I get a hell yeah to that?

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

cool.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Don Lemon: Hillary tells us how racist are you?

chickelit said...

Ever notice how huge Bernie's hands are? Not that Hillary would know how to shake them.

#DemDebate

chickelit said...

Watching the debate time delayed about an hour from the rest of the world. #DemDebate

chickelit said...

I may have to play a Led Zeppelin song tonight. #GetTheLedOut

Requests?

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

No. They're too unserious for that, Bags.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Taking requests, Chickel?

Oh yeah oh oh oh

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Only thing that Bernie won't do is go in for the kill. Dooooo. it.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

All that American racism talk just plays into Donald Trump's small hands ;)

William said...

If anything interesting or amusing gets said, it will be on the news tomorrow.. My life is fairly pointless and boring, but I have my limits and standards. My prayers go out to all those so addicted to politicking that they watch this debate.

chickelit said...

bagoh20 said... Did they work out who has the bigger dick?

Wouldn't you just love to see Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders go at it mano a mano? Or better still, thumb wrestle?

My fear though is that Madam Secretary will, with just a wave of her tiny little hand, just select Sanders as a running mate.

chickelit said...

My prayers go out to all those so addicted to politicking that they watch this debate.

I just turned it off when they both tried to outdo each other's white guilt trip.

Amartel said...

Stairway would be appropriate, the buying thereof, but Dazed and Confused is better. Final answer.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

...go in for the kill. Dooooo. it.

I think he's doing it. Keep in mind that he just won three more states and has an almost even regular delegate count now to hers. It will probably only increase as these contests continue in the north and midwest.

chickelit said...

Bernie has what used to be called integrity. He is doing a great service pointing out the flawed super delegate problem the Dems have and that the Republicans wish they had.

Also, I cannot help but notice how close Bernie and Trump seem to be on trade and national priorities.

bagoh20 said...

"Also, I cannot help but notice how close Bernie and Trump seem to be on trade and national priorities."

You are awesome.
Bonus question: What is it about communism that sucks and makes it fail every single time?

chickelit said...

What is it about communism that sucks and makes it fail every single time?

That it must occur in stages and has only ever evolved to a preliminary stage/state.

rcocean said...

"Also, I cannot help but notice how close Bernie and Trump seem to be on trade and national priorities."

What "National Priorities" are they close on? Personally, i don't think any Sanders supporter is going to vote for trump in the general.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Bonus question: What is it about communism that sucks and makes it fail every single time?

Answer: The sort of tyranny that a "strong man" like Stalin or Trump or Mussolini offer but that Bernie Sanders doesn't care for.

Listen, it appears you're doing yeoman's work here getting the crowd to understand the dangers of "strong man" nationalism. But this isn't 1980 any more. You don't have to avenge your youthfully indiscrete vote. You don't have to pretend that the poor are going to ravage your beautiful seaside mansionette if they can stop worrying about a decent living standard and replacement of the trap door at the bottom of the income scale with the same decent safety net we always used to have.

You don't have to kill the Soviet Union again. It's dead.

And I get the impression you've been pissed at and ignoring me for the last couple weeks. But a "resolution of political purity" won't get you all your priorities in this election, either. Accept agreement where it exists.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Bernie has what used to be called integrity. He is doing a great service pointing out the flawed super delegate problem the Dems have and that the Republicans wish they had.

What's really fascinating is if you google, "Democratic primary results" and check out the blue visual bars with Clinton's head and Sanders' head under "Delegates won". You will see something very interesting. Sanders has probably at least 80% of the elected delegate votes that Clinton has. But google only reports the total numbers, which include the unelected "super delegate" votes - and bring Clinton's total to more than twice Bernie's.

Even google is in on this sham. But it won't stand. Whatever the Republicans come to, and it will probably be Trump, urge anyone you know who cares to or wants to register Democrat at least in the primary to do so in order to get Bernie nominated.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Bernie just blew Hillary's ass out in Maine with a 65%/35% split of the tallies. He is crushing her in states where poverty (including trade deals, etc.) matters: in the North, plains, mountains, etc. Everywhere but the south. We can hope to see this continue throughout the majority of the states left. But it is not in the bag. He needs momentum if he's going to stick it to the DINO establishment (which will also hurt the RINOs) and people need to get in on it.

rcommal said...

I truly and profoundly wish that Catholicism had gotten to get more influence. I do wish that and I have wished that, even though I, myself, am not a Catholic.

That said, what is it that anyone is supposed to do? What am I supposed to do, in the face of, for example, Catholics who are more interested in politics than their own souls.

rcommal said...

Not to mention great warriors for souls who never had to explain why there were all those at least oblique references to ... .

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Mistrust.

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Sharp folks get why smart questions matter.

Dad Bones said...

I share chickelit's fear at 10:24. Hopefully Bernie will piss her off somehow and she won't want to run with him.

Dad Bones said...

If he's nominated I can't see him picking her for a running mate.

Methadras said...

Rhythm and Balls said...

Pretty funny but it's hard to deny that their debates seem to at least be somewhat substantive.


Somewhat substantive is crediting to much substance to Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Freebie.