Thursday, February 4, 2016

Surprise RJ!


"Surprise RJ!"

"Peek a boo you bastard!"

"I'mmmmmmm back!"

"You are gonna be on Nancy Grace every night for the next year."

"You are gonna have to look at Greta Van Susterns ugly monkey face every night!"

"Your life is gonna be a living hell you scum bag."

8 comments:

Methadras said...

Did Natalie Wood really have that awesome of a rack?

bagoh20 said...

I always had a weakness for those eyes.

ricpic said...

Many's the time Natalie gave me Wood.

ricpic said...

She was Russian you know. Natalia Schmeckatova or something like that.

Trooper York said...

In her later years she did indeed plump up nicely.

You would think that would work as a flotation device but that is just an old wives tale.

Methadras said...

Yeah, I was gonna say, her buoyancy rating didn't work out that well.

chickelit said...

You would think that would work as a flotation device but that is just an old wives tale.

Not so. Real breast tissue is lighter than water. Saline implants are buoyancy neutral or even negative in fresh water; silicone implants are heavier than water.

It's densities, man, Settled science.

AllenS said...

Wood was born Natalie Zakharenko in San Francisco, to Russian immigrant parents Maria Stepanovna (née Zudilova; 1912–1996) and Nikolai Stepanovich Zacharenko. As an adult, she stated, "I'm very Russian, you know."