From New Republic
Fantastic Four
Fifty Shades of Grey
Jupiter Ascending
Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
Pixels
Worst Actor
Johnny Depp, Mortdecai
Jamie Dornan, Fifty Shades of Grey
Kevin James, Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
Adam Sandler, The Cobbler and Pixels
Channing Tatum, Jupiter Ascending
Worst Actress
Katherine Heigl, Home Sweet Hell
Dakota Johnson, Fifty Shades of Grey
Mila Kunis, Jupiter Ascending
Jennifer Lopez, The Boy Next Door
Gwyneth Paltrow, Mortdecai
4 comments:
What genius came up with the title MORTDECAI? I mean that's the kiss of box office death right there.
I only saw Jupiter Ascending and it was bad. In spite of the beautiful sets, cinematography and special effects.
The Blonde loves "Jupiter Ascending", but she likes those weird, transspeices, transdimensional things.
God knows they're right about "Fifty Shades of Grey"*, but I didn't think Dakota Johnson was all that bad; the guy certainly was.
* Saw it once on cable out of curiousity
Jupiter Ascending was the only one I saw. It must have cost a fortune. The sets and special effects were really elaborate. Didn't help. Mila Kunis wore a tight black leather outfit that wasn't sexy. How did they manage that? She came off better than Channing Tatum who was made up to look like a canine. Not like some kind of fierce werewolf creature, but more like a cocker spaniel.........The first Matrix was an excellent movie, and the second one had some good action sequences. But after that the Wachowskis have worked the gamut from silly to splat. Cloud Atlas and Jupiter Acending never got off the ground. No amount of special effects can effect lift off when freighted with such silly plots and leaden dialogue.
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