Monday, January 18, 2016

"Italian woman asks for help from firefighters..."

"....after losing keys to her chastity belt"
The woman, who has not been named under Italian privacy law, turned up at a fire station on Wednesday morning in Padua, in Italy’s Veneto region, and said she needed help with a lock she could not open. Firefighters, believing she had locked herself out of her house, began asking for details about where she lived.
It was only then that the woman revealed the specific nature of the problem, pulling up a jumper to reveal an iron chastity belt. “I’ve lost the keys to a lock and I can no longer open it,” she told a group of stunned firefighters at the fire station in San Fidenzio.

6 comments:

rhhardin said...

What good is a chastity belt that you have the keys to?

edutcher said...

I think she fianlly found the key.

It's just that the lock was stuck.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

why was she wearing one?

bagoh20 said...

"why was she wearing one?"

Her gynecologist was no longer accepting her calls, and the firemen were hotter.

rcocean said...

American ex-pats in Italy should give Chasity belts a try. Maybe prevent a few crimes.

Amartel said...

It was a deeply ironic chastity belt.