Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Facebook post: Who do we have to KILL to get out of this... predicament?

Faisal Saeed Al Mutar  November 15 at 4:27pm ·
It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing, have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.

It's like a bad Monty Python sketch:

"We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it."

"No you didn't."

"Wait, what? Yes we did..."

"No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons."

"WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers."

"No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so."

"Huh!? Who are you to tell us we're not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being."

"Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that's why you did this. We're sorry."

"What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians - disenfranchisement doesn't even enter into it!"

"Listen, it's our fault. We don't blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out."

"Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we're not going to let you take it away from us."

"No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame."

"OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?" 
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Here is a sample of what we are talking about...


This kid understand the danger better than his caretaker.

14 comments:

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

I don't believe I've ever taken anything from FB... but this is that good.

edutcher said...

Stick around.

When IS starts hitting all those gun free zones, they'll know who to kill.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

That post likening them to Monty Python is hilarious! Great catch -

It's hard to blame a guy trying to explain something to his three year old for poor attitudes, though. The kid is too young to understand all that much. I mean, I suppose you could tell him that the flowers are bad and that what he really needs to focus on is to help us find enough Muslims to kill. But then he'd wind up with his kid expelled from school and thrown into juvie after stabbing a classmate or two. As I said, funny post, Chip. But don't feel offended if I wouldn't vote to reinstate your appointment at the charter district's local nursery school.

bagoh20 said...

Thank the god of politics we have these assholes to explain the poor misunderstood reasoning of the terrorists. Otherwise we might hate them back, and that would be so uncouth.

https://reason.com/blog/2015/11/17/john-kerry-suggests-killing-cartoonists

edutcher said...

The best may be yet to come.

Idiot Boy says he's thinking about doing gun control next year.

bagoh20 said...

You're sitting in a cafe with your daughter when shots ring out. The girl at the next table goes down with blood pouring out of her head, and you instinctively dive under the table grabbing your daughter on the way down. You see over the pile of slithering people, a man in black carrying a rifle and aiming it at random people as they cover their heads crying. He's making his way methodically toward you, and you think to yourself: I am so glad nobody here is allowed to have a gun right now. Some crazy fucker might shoot someone.

Don't listen to the nutjobs, Mr. President . You keep up the good work. We need to be like Europe with more Muslim refugees and less guns.

Methadras said...

The video of the father and son are a perfect example of leftism and how it infects everything it touches. The little kid is on the cusp of getting it and then his father literally corrupts the idea that flowers and candles are better than guns and bombs short of the irony that it was the guns and bombs that killed his fellow countrymen and they respond with maudlin platitudes and we all wonder why these soft targets are getting hit.

Methadras said...

bagoh20 said...

You're sitting in a cafe with your daughter when shots ring out. The girl at the next table goes down with blood pouring out of her head, and you instinctively dive under the table grabbing your daughter on the way down. You see over the pile of slithering people, a man in black carrying a rifle and aiming it at random people as they cover their heads crying. He's making his way methodically toward you, and you think to yourself: I am so glad nobody here is allowed to have a gun right now. Some crazy fucker might shoot someone.

Don't listen to the nutjobs, Mr. President . You keep up the good work. We need to be like Europe with more Muslim refugees and less guns.


Well, according to the french asian father, as the terrorist approaches you and you have no credible method of self defense, you should ask the terrorist politely, before he kills you and your daughter, if you could put flowers and candles at the site of your death, which is where you are standing to combat the terrorists need for aggression in using guns and bombs.

bagoh20 said...

"Idiot Boy says he's thinking about doing gun control next year."

I don't know what the gun manufacturers are paying him, but it's well spent. He's sold more guns than he has Obamacare insurance policies.

JAL said...

This kid understand the danger better than his caretaker.

Absolutely. My thoughts also while I watched this presented as "how to talk to children about the Paris murders." Hubby gets tired of me yelling at the TV.

You tell the kid "Strong good men with guns are here to protect us and they will find the bad men and make it so they don't hurt us. The flowers are to remember how special the people who were hurt and died. It is good to remember them. And we should pray that the good men can do their work and keep us safe."

Something like that instead of flowers protecting us. Sheesh. I understand the dad didn't want to upset the kid on TV, but boy if this keeps up there is gonna' be one angry kid when he realizes his father lies to him.

JAL said...

Why would you take your three year old to a place like this at this time anyway?

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

That's a good question JAL.

Methadras said...

JAL said...

Why would you take your three year old to a place like this at this time anyway?


because french and because feels. It's all leftist GroupGrief.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Bagoh @ 9:07.

That would make a fantastic TV-ad.