Sunday, July 19, 2015

"The Onion must be pissed..."

" ...because they can't come up with anything about Donald Trump that's funnier than his real life."

Top voted Reddit comments...
Trump Tells Iowa Dairy Farmers He Has Cows 500 Times Bigger Than Theirs
“Your cows are small and scrawny, and you should be embarrassed to milk them,” said Trump, adding that each of his cows was the size of “at least” a dozen Cadillacs and had “udders that’ll make your head spin.”

Trump: "That John McCain is a real jerk. He spent all those years at the Hanoi Hilton and skipped out on the bill."
Campaign Manager: "Seriously Donald, this is the last time we're going to explain this: the Hanoi Hilton wasn't a hotel. McCain was a prisoner of war, not a customer. There was no bill!"
Trump: "Shut up! I've stayed at the Hilton. It's classy...really classy. Those Hiltons need to be paid. Them Hilton girls are the classiest women to ever live and anal bleaching, the classiest of all body bleaching, well...that isn't cheap. McCain needs to pay up."
Campaign Manager: "Again, that hotel didn't exist during the Vietnam war."
Trump: "Shutup! I'm going to make Garey Busey my Vice President."

"Satirical News Site finds man so ridiculous it can't make a funnier story"

"Donald Trump goes entire day without saying anything offensive"

The Onion could make an article about how well his candidacy is going.

9 comments:

edutcher said...

For those interested, Sharyl Atkisson says the WaPo slimed The Donald.

Now there's a shocker.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

"Shutup! I'm going to make Garey Busey my Vice President."

LOL

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

I think I would be more pissed off at Trump had it been some other war hero Trump had cut down, or tried to cut down. Whatever Trump says, or anybody else for that matter, can substantively nor qualitatively take away a veterans service.

However, having said that, McCain is just not going to move me to his side at the drop of a hat. knowwhatimean knowwhatimean?

In a way, isolated from his service, McCain would not be McCain.

If you recall McCain is the guy that tried to chip away free speech with McCain Feingold.

I'm just saying.

Dad Bones said...

Thanks edutcher. Whether or not we like Trump or anyone else it's nice to know what they really said.

AllenS said...

Thank you for your service McCain, now go fuck off.

When McCain ran for POTUS, was the only time that I didn't vote for POTUS.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Interesting, Ed. The hack press strikes again.

I don't trust Trump - based on his past statements supporting HIllary and Amnesty, but if that is true, the media totally lied.

ricpic said...

The only way through a bad patch is forward. Trump should double-down on what he's been doing so far, saying the unsayable, that the Mexican invasion is a catastrophe for America and add that the federal government is openly and virulently anti-white, which it so demonstrably is. Above all he must not apologize to the MSM, which is in bloodlust mode after the gaffe. Some pablum about how much he appreciates the veterans' sacrifice and then ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK. Will he do that? I haven't the faintest. If he does there's a good chance his candidacy will be stronger a month from now.

edutcher said...

AprilApple said...

Interesting, Ed. The hack press strikes again.

I don't trust Trump - based on his past statements supporting HIllary and Amnesty, but if that is true, the media totally lied.


Probably not a bad idea, although since the Hildabeast was once the Empire State's junior Senator, making nice with her could be just good business. As for the rest, it's always possible he changed his mind.

The Gospel Partly According to Ronald - Never trust, Always verify.

ricpic said...

The only way through a bad patch is forward. Trump should double-down on what he's been doing so far, saying the unsayable, that the Mexican invasion is a catastrophe for America and add that the federal government is openly and virulently anti-white, which it so demonstrably is. Above all he must not apologize to the MSM, which is in bloodlust mode after the gaffe. Some pablum about how much he appreciates the veterans' sacrifice and then ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK. Will he do that? I haven't the faintest. If he does there's a good chance his candidacy will be stronger a month from now.

It seems to be what he's doing. He read Uncle Saul.

What fascinates me is how many places on the 'Net are bringing up the allegations against McCain at this late date. Maybe somebody knows something.

edutcher said...

OT, but here's a FWIW on the whole biz of arming military on post.

What interests me is what Odierno says about accidental discharges and Posse Comitatus.

As a kid (50s), I heard a teacher (private school, all men teachers 4th grade and up) every now and again talk about some of the really dangerous things done in the barracks with the weapons at hand.

YMMV