Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Donald Trump: 'The American dream is dead, but I will bring it back'

"The multi-billionaire businessmen announced his shot at the White House Tuesday morning, surrounded with gold, mirrors and polished marble in a midtown Manhattan skyscraper named after himself... Trump, 69, was introduced by a gushing speech from his daughter Ivanka, then strode on stage to the backing of Neil Young's Rockin' In The Free World. After the announcement he gathered his large and colorful family around him for a group photo after his speech."

10 comments:

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

The same way the government brought him back from bankruptcy?

ricpic said...

It'll be a pleasure to see Trump inaugurated, if for no other reason than to simultaneously see Schmendrik's head explode.

john said...

All we need now is for Michelle Bachmann to round this team out.

AllenS said...

BERNIE SANDERS! Yeah, baby!

How cool would it be if Bernie and The Donald faced off in the election?

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

It'll be a pleasure to see Trump inaugurated, if for no other reason than to simultaneously see Schmendrik's head explode.

If you make all your decisions this way, that would explain a lot about you.

Chip Ahoy said...

His speech was hilarious. Top comedy. The whole escalator ride down. Splendid. Right off the bat, he goes Obama'll be playing golf somewhere, probably on one of my golf courses, I got one right down there on the Potomac. It's beautiful. Best golf course around. It's the best. All the billionaires go there, so he'll be out on the golf course. And I want him there! That's the best place for him to be. Playing around on the golf course. So Obama'll be out there playing on my golf course. Did I mention I'm rich? Yeah. I'm rich. This is how rich I am. I'm so rich I don't even care.

Mitch H. said...

Can we possibly get Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump locked in a shipping container with a pair of knives, and tell them we're only letting them out when one is dead? I don't really care which one.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Trump is hilarious. Unlike Hillary, he doesn't make your ears bleed.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

I wish Trump would run as a Democrat.

Considering how much money he gives to the D's - he really should.

I also think he's Perot.

Bush
clinton
Perot (Trump)

I think Trump might be in it for Hillary anyway.

Orrey G.Rantor said...

The best part was him talking about some woman in upstate NY saying "we have guns in every room and we're ready to shoot!" in reference to the two escapees and him being pro 2nd amendment.