Thursday, May 28, 2015

Texas Flood


20 comments:

Titus said...

Ted Cruz, who hates the federal government, has asked for money from the federal government for relief. As did all the other Texas pubes who are fiscal conservatives.

This is so commie, socialist and anti-american.

Way to pull yourself up from the bootstraps and let the free market work.

I guess them leaving the U.S. is not in the cards...too bad.

Why do all pubes look to the federal government for money when there is a weather related incident in their state-very disappointing.

Leland said...

Titus has a lot of hate in him.

Titus said...

Ok, I am totally at max level of horniness. Harvard Graduation Day! Tons of brown, exotic fereners roaming the street. I can literally smell uncut cock on the streets-it's spicy, sweaty, and aroused.

How do you all deal with living in areas where there is literally no sex, except with sheep and cousins and lawn movers and appliances? It must be utterly depressing and oppressive.

I literally heard over 20 different languages today. And Natolie Portmans' speech to the grads-dear Lord-I almost splewed.

A fab, beautiful, Harvard educated, liberal, vegan jew-so Cambridge.

As you know, I love where I live. We are so fucking fab here. I see Prada, Gucci , Dolce, and MK everywhere on the streets, and I have to admit I fucking love looking at the ensembles. And I am being inspected head to toe and I feel the admiration and it means so much to me-thank you fellow comrades! I receive compliments constantly from Exeter/Choate and Haverford grads-thanks from a midwest loser family who never graduated from college, and owns "gravel pits".

And we are rich! There is nothing, anywhere, better, than being rich!

We are so coastal.....

I made it....me, me, me...and yet you are asking for handouts to keep this blog going.....sad and depressing.

But do you fellow pubes actually love your life and city?

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Sorry I messed the start time of the video. It should be fine now.

Leland said...

Sad and depressing is having as much hate as Titus and then thinking it is funny. It is really messed up actually. Majority of people can put politics aside when people are literally drowning to death, but not Titus. For Titus, politics comes first, and who cares if people are suffering if they are the others.

Titus said...

Denis Hassert, former republican leader, now indicted.

God will save him.

God loves pubes.

Aaron Schock said the same.

We are pubes and we love God and God loves us.

Titus said...

David Vitter, who did whores, will also be the new pube governor of the crap state Louisiana....God forgived him.

Pubes talk to God over the phone and they immediately forgive them of thier sins.

His wife said if my husband did what Bill Clinton did she would divorce him immediately.

She is still with him after he did a hooker...but that is ok because he is a pube and God talked to him directly and said doing hookers was cool.

Leland said...

Yes, Dennis Hassert is another good reason to support a limited and smaller federal government. Dennis, and then there is Titus, the hate filled jackass that thinks its cool to tax people with a promise to be there in their time of need, and then laugh at them when disaster hits them. Its assholes like this that convinced me the better thing is to vote for people that think the federal government is too big when it becomes a weapon to use against its own people.

The irony is that Titus thinks a bigger federal government is great, while being pissed that same large government won't allow him to marry the goat of his choice.

Chip Ahoy said...

Sad that Democrats only last hope rest solely in the hands of an ugly old utterly ethically unmoored and hopelessly corrupted fag hag who everybody hates. The whole world hates. The whole sensible world. But they're stuck with her. Thus the vitriol. Their world is eroding around them so now all that's left is lying about their opponents hating government and such. Just as girls do. Just as my sister did way back then. Democrats: locked in Chip's sisters's most toxic of all teenage years. It's amazing our family survived her. And yet I see her and hear hear and read her every single day in the form of grown gay men and other assorted sundry flailing Democrats.

Or they could have Bernie Sanders. Famous for his published rape and torture fantasies. Quote: "Every woman fantasizes about being raped by three men." For one. There are many many many juicy perverted woman-hatting perverse fantasies. And all that's apart from his straight up Communism. Redder than red. Just yestedary, quote: "The problem is too much choice. Who needs twenty-five brands of antiperspirant when children are starving?" So the joke for the day became Ben&Jerry's ice cream offering too many flavors preventing a serious country from addressing childhood hunger.

That's who the Democrats have not counting the fake American Indian that everybody hates. Hates because she's a wealthy privileged white woman who parlayed Democrat sanctimony and Democrat institution-capture and Democrat corrupted policies of racial quotas, Democrat fixation on race, Democrat racism to an ivy league education, then onto professorship where she abjured Native American activities and associations until her purported 1/millionth American Indian blood -- and who isn't? It's all the rage -- became useful to her again. But only racist Democrats pay any attention to that pure stinking pile of racist shit. She manages to get everything wrong on economics, so she perfect for corrupted worn out Democrats, the Party that is catch basin for every and all political crackpot and everyone who is completely psychologically fucked up.

chickelit said...

I saw that Bernie Saunders stuff and thought "who dug that up?" It smells like Clinton Inc dirty special ops. Probably spearheaded by "I'd Bottom For Hillary" SJWs.

chickelit said...

We are so fucking fab here. I see Prada, Gucci , Dolce,...

I thought you guys were boycotting Dolce...

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Republicans are so inept, is little wander, now that I think about it.

Hastert bungled a blackmail payoff.

Anne in Rockwall, TX said...

It's getting pretty messy here this morning. A storm stalled over us in Dallas overnight, dropped more than six inches of rain on me in Plano, and there are high water rescues going on all over.

I blame Titus.

Titus said...

So 1/2 day summer Fridays begin today and we are taking the "fairy" to Ptown-dog friendly, natch.

There has been lots of off-season chatter amongst the gays that Ptown is turning into breeder world. Lots of small kids and not coming from Turkey Basters but rather actual vaginas.

The breeders are always following us, whether its fashion, hoods, social media-grindr, etc.

It's exhausting being trendsetters.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Nice to hear from you. TA.

Wish I could say something to make your calamity better.

Just hang on.

Leland said...

Titus doesn't care, he thinks Texans are crap for not supporting Super Storm Sandy funding without concessions after people like him graciously supported increased federal aid to Texas after Ike.... Oh wait, he never did support Texas then either,.. He just hates because it is who he is and what he does. I rather have a week of heavy rains than live with that much hate.

Stay safe. More rain down here in Houston today, but not nearly as bad as what DFW and Oklahoma is seeing. I'm also glad to not live along the Colorado river in Central Texas.

chickelit said...

Titus wrote: The breeders are always following us, whether its fashion, hoods, social media-grindr, etc.

It's exhausting being trendsetters.


Sheesh, don't you gays ever think about where your new recruits come from?

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