Friday, May 22, 2015

“My back! My back!”

Watch a Shooting Suspect in Front of a News Camera...


7 comments:

Leland said...

I guess they'll just have to strap him to a backboard. He can have his head, neck, arms, and legs restrained then. Which would be fine with me if you could then actually make him and his family pay for the examination and MRI. That's what used to keep people from behaving this way.

ndspinelli said...

I have LOTS of footage like this. These type of blatant acts are tantamount to an admission of being a lying sack o' shit.

Amartel said...

As the Jon Lovitz character on SNL used to say: ACTING! [Flourish]

Chip Ahoy said...

OUT OF CONTEXT11 1 1111!!!!11

I just now had a sudden insight how to do Amenemheb's garden and fit it into a story, by just going to h-e-double papyrus stalks and turning it 45°, or perhaps another ° to suit the rectangular pool and aligning all the trees to that. All the trees will flip up at once arranged precisely and guided through slots on the ground layer, but attached underneath with the crocodile that sinks beneath waves when the card is opened and maddeningly disappears from sight. Unless you do like a child and hold the thing wrongly and look for where the thing went.

But that's not enough. Insufficiently interesting.

The whole thing can be made as a box with treetop height so you peer into it to view the scene through a lacework of flying ducks, egyptian ducks, hieroglyphic ducks drawn as flying naturally, not as airplanes. To obscure the view somewhat and make the scene more mysterious and encapsulated and with an outsider's pov.

Those names again. They break down easily. Amen of the Heb festival. Amen is so common a name you see it everywhere in hieroglyphics, and I mean everywhere feather, sennet board, single water for the sound "n" Eh, mn, n, with a redundant n as they do to fill space even though those zig-zags are a BITCH to carve into stone. What the heck, they're only scribes and craftsmen doing it all day until their fingers turn gnarly, they're a dime a dozen. Chisel it, Bitches, and quit complaining. And the thing that looks like an open book is a temporary tent that festival officials sit under. This thing right here, I'm talking about. It usually is drawn with a basin with its own diamond shape etched onto it, the basin alone can stand for Heb, just a Christmas tree can stand for all Santa Clause and everything holy about the birth of Christ. A tree can do that. An ornament, a manger, a wise man and a camel, any related symbol at all.

Rabel said...

Very Clintonian.

AllenS said...

The fire truck had ample time to run him over. WTF?

I'm Full of Soup said...

Heh that is what I was thinking too AllenS.