Tuesday, May 12, 2015

A flakka attack... no, is not about politics

"It is very bizarre behavior, and it does concern us," says Commander Danial Lynch of the Melbourne [Florida] Police Department. (news video at the link)
A 17-year-old female was arrested at 2:30 in the morning Saturday after police said she jumped through the window of a home on the 1600 block of Sycamore Street in Melbourne, according to her arrest report.

The residents of the home say they were terrified after following the incident. The arrest report states that the girl, covered in broken glass and blood, slapped one of the residents of the home, and then ran outside. When police arrived, the report says she charged the officer while screaming, "I am God, I am Satan!" The officer wrote that he backed up at first, but then Tasered her and took her into custody.

Melbourne Police say this behavior is indicative of someone high on "flakka," a relatively new synthetic designer drug that burst onto the scene in 2012 in South Florida.
"Danial" is probably a misspelling of Daniel.


 

13 comments:

Rabel said...

Was it the bathroom window?

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

The story in the video shows a storm shut front window.

So, my guess would be no.

Rabel said...

I'll try again!

Did anybody tell her?
Did anybody see?

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

I'm not following.

Maybe you want to watch the news video. I don't know anymore than what is on the linked story.

Rabel said...

I live inside my own head. Can't expect everyone else to see inside.

Rabel said...

It syncs with the flacca story because of the drug and psychedelia references. And the window entry.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Oooh

That song just fits. Updating.

DADvocate said...

Who knew that God and the Devil could be stopped by a Taser, in one shock. Impressive.

Chip Ahoy said...

He didn't have to tase her. Poor dear. Children are a blessing and sometimes go ash tray, that is, batshit crazy, and they sometimes need our comforting voices and our gentle guiding hands.

"I am god! I am the devil."

Now here's your chance to inquire when one is in such an expanded state, "Can you see all the molecules connected?"

"Do you see how everything connects to everything else?"

"Do you sense the vibrations of all matter?"

"Can you walk right through it because it's not really there?"

"Is all we construct around us here by our collective agreement?"

BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG Nah, that never works. But it was worth another try, eh?

Man, did I ever have a crushing headache.

*tiny ventriloquist voice* "How crushing was it?"

The last one that bad was after the myelogram.

*tiny ventriloquist voice* What's that?

Spinal tap with dye. Some people get headaches and not just regular ones. It was like that.

*tiny ventriloquist voice* Well that's not amusing at all."

No, it is not. It literally pushes you down. You must go down. No resistance about it. Down. So down you go. Hoping it passes but it does not pass, it eases but does not pass and eventually you lose consciousness to darkness to welcome sleep of exhausted dead. Then wake up to piss and "Hey! The crushing headache thing is gone."

\o/

Then I saw that thing down there with the smart mirror and the whole time I thought, "How clever, a mirror with the printing of a fashion magazine cover so you model yourself as if you are actual print model behind the print. But that was wrong.

While I was pushed down the pigeons took over. They're going through the destruction of my plants tearing them up making a mess of dirt and taking bits for their nest. Back and forth they go. They are ignoring a tube of seeds intended for other birds.

AllenS said...

What the hell? Flacca? Out here in rural America, we are still dealing with meth. How long for flakka to get here?

Chip Ahoy said...

Know what? Another blog that is food-related chugs along nowadays steadily with 150-200 page views daily as counted by Google. Very low activity. No ads, none of the usual commercial stuff. Then starting yesterday and through today and ending in a few hours, the count zoomed up to 3,200 and that is quite a lot for that little place. It's a real hockey-stick on the graph. Except a hockey stick that's standing up not a hockey stick prone on the floor, you must visualize the hockey stick situated to be shockingly tall.

I always had that wrong about the climate thing. I visualized the hockey stick standing up but it is not. The thing argued about is a lying down hockey stick with the whack end sticking up, not the handle.

*looks up lie vs lay*

So somebody is crawling the shit out of that site. Views are counted by two third parties, two different ways, and that's all I see. Nothing else unusual. The other count methods drop counting as if they are not unique or something. I can find out nothing else about the unusual spike.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

"How long for flakka to get here?"

So far I've only heard about it here in Florida.

The first time about two years ago? a naked guy eating another guys face. Pretty weird.

AllenS said...

Totally weird, Lem.