Friday, April 10, 2015

"If I die, tell my mama I love her."

"If you die Imma be dying too."


On Facebook, the comments are nice.
On YouTube, the comments are nice.

7 comments:

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

It didn't kill them so maybe it made them stronger.

rhhardin said...

Race driver's wife goes for ride youtube.

KCFleming said...

It's strange to me that people will pay money to be absolutely piss-your-pants-and-faint terrified for a few moments.

But then, people pay to watch Pink Floyd tribute bands, so maybe I don't understand humans is the problem.

bagoh20 said...

I love Hardin's clip. The couple look like they are really in love with and enjoy one another. Very sexy for a clip with no sex or nudity. Men and women enjoying excitement together is like that.

ricpic said...

Cleaning up throwup must be constant.

Chip Ahoy said...

First thing is two things, snap on belt and complain, "Turn that thing down. It's freezing in here. I don't want to get sick."

Thinks, "Very well, My Dear."

Vroom vroom VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Erk.

He reminds me of James. Part of his thing on Maui was trading in the car for a better rental every other day. Whereas on my own I would rent one car and stick with it the whole time, we went trough about six or seven different cars. That was part of the whole thing, James chatting up the birds who worked behind the car rental counter and they really are beautiful. But he's in there way too long. I'm outside waiting. So I open the door and call across the lobby maintaining my assignment to watch things outside but half in and half out tenderly, "James, Honey, will you be much longer?"

James cannot be abashed. He looks at the bird and goes, "See what I endure?" The girl smiled at me like I tell pretty good jokes still not knowing we're brothers.

They warn repeatedly all over the place and even inside the cars, do NOT venture the dirt roads on the other side of the island, they're too dangerous, too damaging to vehicles and the insurance doe NOT cover any damages. Does NOT cover any damages. Insurance does NOT cover any damages so naturally we must rent a jeep and go there and test things at high a speed as possible. We're buckled in and slamming the hills James really does drive the thing hard and I do expect something tragic to happen but I don' t care. I know we can get out of anything. If the transmission drops I just flat don't care. If we bang it up I don't care, if we flip the thing I sort of do care but I am oddly absent of fear for body harm. James asked, "Should I go slower?" I shook my head "no" and James cracked up laughing as he sped up. "What's so funny?"

"Any other person would already tell me to slow down."

I expected a crash or at least some sort of damage but there was none and I was both relieved and satisfied at the same time. A part of me wanted, a large part of me wanted to observe the limit of James' forbearance in the face of difficulty but nothing like that happened. The jeep was one of our favorite vehicles.

Chip Ahoy said...

unsatisfied at the same time