Monday, March 16, 2015

Trooper's Hillary Series: "You've got mail"


To: Ambassador Stevens
From: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
cc: CIA, FBI, NSA

Ambassador Stevens please don't be such a pussy. The demonstrations in Benghazi is really just a bunch of towel heads letting off steam. You are in no danger whatsoever. If anything happens you can be sure that the full power of the United States will be exerted to protect you and the embassy.

I have your back.

I mean what are they going to do? Storm the embassy and kill you or something? Get real.

I enclose an attachment to allow you to donate to the Clinton foundation. I am making up my lists for my Administration in 2016 and I have several open positions that you might be interested in the future. If this method does not work you then you can always use my Amazon Portal to order your holiday gifts. This is a great way for you to show your appreciation for my work as Secretary of State. These powder blue pant suits will not wear themselves you know.

Via Trooper York

20 comments:

Anne in Rockwall, TX said...

So now people at work know I'm not working. Laughing my ass off instead of analyzing data. If I get fired, can you get me a job?

Trooper York said...

If you a certified bra-fitter...yes!

rhhardin said...

You've Got Mail was an okay romantic comedy.

Which is to say that the plot didn't use a mistake so stupid that you don't care anymore how it comes out.

And there's a little of opposites start as antagonists and then fit, which is the right dramatic structure.

Rabel said...

OF-109. It may be the end of Hillary. State Department again today had "no update" on the document.

Possibilities are:

1.She signed it and State has it. A clear-cut, criminal act by Hillary. Toast.

2. She didn't sign it. Lotta splainin' required. She could skate on this particular aspect of her problems.

3. She signed it, but it is missing. Time for a revolution.

My guess is option 2.

AllenS said...

Hopefully, if I get email from Hillary!, Norton, my email anti-virus, will delete it before it ends up in the inbox.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Some guy who works for CBS news (really?) summed up Hillary's incredible attitude and behavior perfectly.

I gotta find the clip.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

oh and - OMG - that was good, Troop. Right on the money.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

LOL

George W. Bush is my pa!" Nope, not buying it.

"Ronald Reagan knocked up my mama!" No, can't see it.

"Bill Clinton got with my mom and nine month later there I was!" Yeah, I can totally see that, especially if your mom wore blue.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...
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Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

"There has never been a Secretary of State, or a Secretary or anything, or head of ANY other government agency we know of, that has done what she did.
..Which is pro-actively from the beginning decide: 'I am going to set up my own parallel information infrastructure, IN MY HOUSE, and then after I leave office I am going to be the sole judge and jury over what what I am going to release and then I'm going to destroy everything else.'

From the perspective of history that looks weird. It does not smell right."


--Some guy on Face the Nation - CBS News

A lot of --'oh it's just a little thing and people don't care about her corruption and her lies because first female and D+ excuse making before the good quote here.
skip ahead to 2:21.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

I'm shocked the pro-democrat press let the comment thru a mainstream pro-democrat "news" show.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

This is excellent.

Aridog said...

Rabel .... I gotta go with your number three option. It fits the previous "lost documents" phenomena of this administration to a tee.

I am doubly amused by the various "stories" about how & when government communication documents are archived...a recent one says Dept of State just began doing so within the past few months. Just like the IRS who said Lerner's documents were lost in a hard drive crash...please...only to later discover tapes in archive.

I will tell you, unequivocally, that archive revisionist commentary is pure hogwash. All of my digital documents, including those in MS Word, Excel, Access, AutoCAD, Microstation, and even Word Perfect, are archived dating back to at least 1995...and I can prove it because I copied the archives just days before I retired.

Even the few classified ones, which under the DOD system, are "tagged" with a requirement (the text is encrypted) that you must have a CAC card and appropriate clearance, via VPN or on any computer, using a separate & distinct ID & Password, to actually read them...which I can no longer do post retirement. No matter, I have the encrypted documents (proof of archived existence) and can produce them if need be in the future for others who do have CAC cards and clearances to read.

In short, I no longer have classified info "live" but I have the road map to them....as well as unencrypted unclassified documents easily readable. And, I did need some of those classified (FOUO or higher for budgetary matters) to force some bean counters to reverse their illegal de-obligation of payables funding on my legal dealings with US Bank. Fiduciary documents and obligations follow you home so to speak and US Bank was chasing me, personally. Like Obama..."I won."

Rabel said...

"The State Department said Tuesday it had no record of Hillary Rodham Clinton signing a statement attesting that she had turned over all unclassified documents related to official business when she left her post as secretary of state in 2013."

I'm gonna call that a win for me, unless they're lying and we know they wouldn't do that.

Linky

Rabel said...
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Rabel said...

Ari, the "archive" stories are plants to confuse the issue. "Archived" as in "sent to the National Archives" is not the same as "retained" as in copies existing on various government backup systems.

I still want someone to ask about Hillary's laptops*.

*To avoid any unnecessary unpleasant visuals I'll refer to those as Hillary's notebooks in the future.

Trooper York said...

I have several other emails posted at my site.

Lem didn't post some that were more "sexual" in nature although I think the Jeffrey Epstein one is pretty funny.

Trooper York said...

Best St Patrick's Day song: "Down to the Old Pub instead."

Aridog said...

OKay...Rabel for the win! The temporary win that is, until what she "didn't sign" is discovered signed and was merely "lost", etc etc etc....remember this is a Clinton we're talking about here.

PS: The State Department shill, Jenn Psaki, did not say she never signed the document, only that they couldn't find it. Heh heh.

Still, you "win" for now, I owe you a beer or something. :-)

Chip Ahoy said...

This is great.