Such an odd obsession, a strange single-minded bias and so poorly pulled off. What I saw was actually worse. It went on and on.
Here's a joke about a Jew that I think is funny. It would be better if I knew who it was. A true story about two actors. i think Walter Matthau, somebody like that. I think two guys out of vaudeville now doing a movie.
The scene involves one of the guys diving through a laundry chute, a convenience hole in the wall to drop sheets and things that fall through to the floor below.
There was supposed to have been a mattress down there to cushion the actor's fall but scenery department or whatever had not yet set it up, the actor dived through and smashed on the floor in heap. Everyone ran to him. Let's say the actor is Walter Matthau, and let's say he's Jewish.
They surround him. They're worried he's badly injured. They need to know if he can go on or if he is out. Another actor kneels beside him and speaks to him softly but firmly and directly, "Walter, are you okay?"
There is no answer
"Walter, are you okay? Are you alright? Walter, how are you doing? Walter, talk to me. Are you doing alright? "
Walter is wracked an in tremendous pain, his head is cracked and he is bleeding, he's badly banged up and might have sprained his ankle and certainly busted a rib, but black bruises haven't yet appeared but they will and quickly and he is barely conscious, but ever the comedian, comic to his core, Walter raises his head and achingly croaks, "Eh, I make a living."
Why oh why did this South African Black unfunnyman come to the country that has, in his own words, more apartheid than the old South Africa?! That's right, this piece of human debris called America an apartheid state. But then 1) it gets his rocks off to smear whiteyworld and 2) he knows that his melanin makes him untouchable, he can spew anything with zero consequence. So being a piece of crap...he does.
Shouldn't there be a base requirement that the guy be funny? I guess the producers of TDS know their viewers will clap like monkeys for anything that flatters their lifestyle. So they went out and hired the funniest guy they could find that looks as much like Obama as possible. Passed right over the lady comedians. Seems like there's a pattern forming here, a sort of, you know, hierarchy. Bros before hos, to put it bluntly.
It's the jokes that aren't made. It's ok to kid in a loving way about Germans, Jews and fat girls, but don't go near Winnie Mandela. Winnie Mandela got into more trouble for cheating on Nelson than for advocating the burning alive of her political opponents. There's got to be a joke n there somewhere. In a country where 50% of the women claim to have been raped! the good citizens elect a President who has very credibly been accused of rape. How about some jokes about the strong rapist lobby in South Africa.
The only quotes I heard (albeit from Government Radio) were about the unicorn-like qualities of Jewess fellatrices and fat women liking weekends, which were obviously tame enough to think this was all a non-issue. Genocide jokes however, just show how desperate an aspiring comedian must be. As is the whole "Jews controlling the world" thing. Podhoretz is right. You could cut him a break and call him a noob to American culture or really knowing anything about the groups he rags on, but that also shows he's not up for the job. Farrakhan could have said this stuff. A real comedian in 2015 however has actual material.
They would have had a hard time finding anyone as a "replacement", but this signals the end of their relevance. A guy from South Africa has enough of his own cultural issues dealing with life in a society that out of whack without pretending he can relate to much more relevant places in the world, like the U.S.
Whichever Jew hired him should be fired. And that includes Stewart/Liebowitz, who's obviously talented, but thinks he's untouchable - his worst mistake. No comedian is.
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Strange, isn't it?
Such an odd obsession, a strange single-minded bias and so poorly pulled off. What I saw was actually worse. It went on and on.
Here's a joke about a Jew that I think is funny. It would be better if I knew who it was. A true story about two actors. i think Walter Matthau, somebody like that. I think two guys out of vaudeville now doing a movie.
The scene involves one of the guys diving through a laundry chute, a convenience hole in the wall to drop sheets and things that fall through to the floor below.
There was supposed to have been a mattress down there to cushion the actor's fall but scenery department or whatever had not yet set it up, the actor dived through and smashed on the floor in heap. Everyone ran to him. Let's say the actor is Walter Matthau, and let's say he's Jewish.
They surround him. They're worried he's badly injured. They need to know if he can go on or if he is out. Another actor kneels beside him and speaks to him softly but firmly and directly, "Walter, are you okay?"
There is no answer
"Walter, are you okay? Are you alright? Walter, how are you doing? Walter, talk to me. Are you doing alright? "
Walter is wracked an in tremendous pain, his head is cracked and he is bleeding, he's badly banged up and might have sprained his ankle and certainly busted a rib, but black bruises haven't yet appeared but they will and quickly and he is barely conscious, but ever the comedian, comic to his core, Walter raises his head and achingly croaks, "Eh, I make a living."
It's OK, he can't be anti-Semitic.
He's a black Lefty.
PS The original punchline is, "It only hurts when I laugh".
Aleutian Islands, 1942.
He'll make a good prog. The audience will clap and roar like trained seals.
A couple of cornball jokes then right into the white guilt shaming.
I didn't realize how good we had it back in the Johnny Carson days.
Yea, the constant race harangue, when is it going to get old?
I see no reason to get worked up about any of this.
Why oh why did this South African Black unfunnyman come to the country that has, in his own words, more apartheid than the old South Africa?! That's right, this piece of human debris called America an apartheid state. But then 1) it gets his rocks off to smear whiteyworld and 2) he knows that his melanin makes him untouchable, he can spew anything with zero consequence. So being a piece of crap...he does.
Shouldn't there be a base requirement that the guy be funny? I guess the producers of TDS know their viewers will clap like monkeys for anything that flatters their lifestyle. So they went out and hired the funniest guy they could find that looks as much like Obama as possible. Passed right over the lady comedians. Seems like there's a pattern forming here, a sort of, you know, hierarchy. Bros before hos, to put it bluntly.
It's the jokes that aren't made. It's ok to kid in a loving way about Germans, Jews and fat girls, but don't go near Winnie Mandela. Winnie Mandela got into more trouble for cheating on Nelson than for advocating the burning alive of her political opponents. There's got to be a joke n there somewhere. In a country where 50% of the women claim to have been raped! the good citizens elect a President who has very credibly been accused of rape. How about some jokes about the strong rapist lobby in South Africa.
Anti-semitism is an all-purpose indicator of an unfixable defect.
The only quotes I heard (albeit from Government Radio) were about the unicorn-like qualities of Jewess fellatrices and fat women liking weekends, which were obviously tame enough to think this was all a non-issue. Genocide jokes however, just show how desperate an aspiring comedian must be. As is the whole "Jews controlling the world" thing. Podhoretz is right. You could cut him a break and call him a noob to American culture or really knowing anything about the groups he rags on, but that also shows he's not up for the job. Farrakhan could have said this stuff. A real comedian in 2015 however has actual material.
They would have had a hard time finding anyone as a "replacement", but this signals the end of their relevance. A guy from South Africa has enough of his own cultural issues dealing with life in a society that out of whack without pretending he can relate to much more relevant places in the world, like the U.S.
Whichever Jew hired him should be fired. And that includes Stewart/Liebowitz, who's obviously talented, but thinks he's untouchable - his worst mistake. No comedian is.
Unfixable.
Anti-semite wants to say anti-semitic stuff but can't figure out how to do it politely. #noobdiscrimination #culturallearningsdyslexia
Pretty much any lefties who can make a face, do a funny voice, and attack Republicans can replace Stewart.
The trained seal audience will laugh on cue, no matter what.
BTW, I'd hate to have John Podhertz deciding who's funny and who isn't.
He's not a barrel of fun.
He is however, as big as a Barrel.
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