Friday, March 20, 2015

A lion getting a CAT-scan

13 comments:

Chip Ahoy said...

These puns are impurrfect to roar with laughter and I am not lyin' then I paws for a moment and realize the mane thing is not be too catty and don't be no puss.

Chip Ahoy said...

We could litter the place by milking bad puns. Stink it up a tuna factory with Tom foolery. We'd be kicked to the alley like a hairless Siamese, without even paying our tabby.

Chip Ahoy said...

I take pride in not pussyfooting around with puns.

Chip Ahoy said...

The best days to see lions and avoid crowds at the zoo is Thursday and Felidae.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Let Meowt

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

LOL Chip

Chip Ahoy said...

On the other hand well stretched puns sometimes lead to sudden empantherny that is catamount ricougarous insight that are pumanent.

Chip Ahoy said...

I don't have enough scratch fur any more cocktails or else I'd order a seven and seven lives and a whiskers sour. Drinking improves night vision.

Chip Ahoy said...

I was stalking around just preying for a break of warm weather so I could hunt down my lost tools and lunge upon them, the ones cut from the herd and left suffocating in the snow.

Chip Ahoy said...

I found them in the den. At the place in Detroit.

Chip Ahoy said...

I've never been to a traditional circus but I have been to a carnivore. We coordinated our movements and went as a pack clear across the Savana Georgia.

What makes a king of the jungle from a stray? Courgarage!

What makes the flag of a cat in heat wave? Courgarage!

What make a calico spray his bush, in the stinking alleys and the fishy docks? Courgarage!

AllenS said...

OMG! The CAT-scan says it's awake!

Dad Bones said...

Hold him down, AllenS! I'll try to find some more ropes.

(might take awhile)