Thursday, February 5, 2015

Cops: Ohio man's pet pig ate his marijuana stash!

"After his pet pig ate all of his marijuana, a furious Ohio man went on a drinking binge that resulted in his bust Saturday for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, (according to) police report."

"While the pig, named Millie, ended up with pot in her belly, she is not a pot-bellied pig, based on a review of photos of the animal."

"According to investigators, Chad Spohn, 44, became highly intoxicated after drinking a bottle of Everclear, the 190-proof alcohol. When Spohn threatened to harm himself, his spouse summoned Washington County Sheriff’s Office deputies."

8 comments:

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Seems to me the CIA could use a man who loves pigs and who can still mix it up with deputies after a bottle of Everclear.

ricpic said...

The Dude abides.

Trooper York said...

But they can get married in the state of Massachusetts.

Dad Bones said...

A commenter said that if he ate the pig at least he'd be high on the hog.

Chip Ahoy said...

Not a word about the pig getting high.

This post needs an animation of a pig flying.

flying pigs

Much better, bouncy flappy pig gazing around

See? I don't even have to make one. Flying pig? That's bin dun.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

I tried to explain to my niece, now 4 years old, and still a hardcore Disney Princess, that it is Pegasus who was the horse with wings, and that it is the centaurs who were the beings who were half human and half horse.

It was just about then that I was reminded of how much of an idiot I can be at times.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I thought you were not going to post about Ann and Meade anymore…

Amartel said...

You know how sometimes people look just like their pets?