Tuesday, October 21, 2014

'Pathetic Slap on the Wrist': Pistorius sentenced to 10 months in prison for killing girlfriend

BBC: "South African athlete Oscar Pistorius has been given five years in jail for killing his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp."
Judge Thokozile Masipa also gave Pistorius a three-year suspended sentence for a firearms charge.

The parents of Reeva Steenkamp told the BBC they were happy with the sentence and relieved the case was over. The defence [sic] said it expected Pistorius to serve about 10 months in prison.

Pistorius was convicted of culpable homicide but cleared of murder.

Prosecutors had called for a minimum 10-year term, and the defence [sic] had argued for community service and house arrest.

Judge Masipa said she considered her sentence "fair and just, both to society and to the accused".

She said: "A non-custodial sentence would send the wrong message to the community. On the other hand, a long sentence would also not be appropriate either, as it would lack the element of mercy."
The Guardian takes a contrarian view: "Oscar Pistorius should not be going to jail"

31 comments:

Unknown said...

I thought his excuse sounded like BS. total BS.

Unknown said...

He shot his girlfriend through the bathroom door because he thought there was an intruder in there? Is that what happened?

I barely paid attention to this.

Chip Ahoy said...

Yeah, BS, through the door, that reasoning doesn't stand up.

That defense didn't have any legs.

Jeeze, the guy didn't have a leg to stand on.

You should never spring into action with a shotgun.

I guess he had just sprint off to jail now,eh?

I don't think the judge raced to any conclusions.

no srsly, the judge said a lighter message would send the wrong message. How Mercurial. Yeah, that's what verdicts are for -- send messages.

chickelit said...

Sounds like he got a leg up on the law.

The Dude said...

The prosecution was stumped.

Shouting Thomas said...

I make it a point to never second guess a criminal trial when I haven't seen or heard all the evidence.

Same with the cop in Ferguson. I'll accept the Grand Jury's decision.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

I'd have sentenced him to house arrest with an ankle bracelet.

ricpic said...

Maybe Pistorius's hysterics in court paid off?

Shouting Thomas said...

@Eric. Can't they just take away his prostheses?

The Dude said...

He was heard to mutter on the way out of court "Call me, Ishmael", twice.

chickelit said...

He was also heard to mutter: "Be gone, ankle biters!"

The Dude said...

I wonder how he footed his legal bill.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Let's hope that from now on he toes the line.

Dad Bones said...

Say what you will but he's never put his foot in his mouth.

The Dude said...

Will he now become a gay blade?

Don't blame me, my brother told me that.

Chip Ahoy said...

I kept waiting for the other shoe to drop, but it never did.

Chip Ahoy said...

His court histrionics didn't fly so he put a sock on it.

The Dude said...

He gives new meaning to the word "heel".

Was that an arch comment?

I thought it was fibulous.

Chip Ahoy said...

This is what happens when scufflaws get into tarsals with the law.

Chip Ahoy said...

His defense arranged a good phalanx of facts but shooting without seeing was always its Achilles heel.

Chip Ahoy said...

Upon entering the prison Pistorius was processed and assigned his unique digits, for now he would be just a number.

Chip Ahoy said...

The sentence would have been more severe had prosecution's case not been so club footed.

edutcher said...

ANC justice.

He'd be smart to leave Darkest Africa.

Walking on his hands.

Leland said...

Yeah it was a slap on the wrist, what else did you expect the judge to do? Place him in leg irons?

The Dude said...

As Shakespeare said "Tibia, or not tibia."

Only he wrote it in cuneiform.

I know - talus about it!

Methadras said...

I found him to be sympathetic and at the same time culpable. When listening to his testimony, you can hear his utter defeat and contriteness, but underneath I could hear an undercurrent of rage. Rage at why he was undergoing this process. If he killed his girlfriend (who was hawt and I mean truly a beauty!!! What a waste.) then he knows remorse at least, but his anger/passion drove him to that and the aftereffects are nothing but sheer horror and regret in the form of 'OH FUCK WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!"

The Dude said...

His story was so much bullshit that I am surprised that anyone, anywhere bought any of it, for a second.

I only shoot through the door when trick or treaters show up on my porch.

Otherwise I stay in my shoes.

Rabel said...

I tole you guys two years ago that this guy was dirt when he kept his spot on the Paralympic squad after being allowed to compete in the four-limbed Olympics (I figured this out after watching a South Park episode). No one would listen.

And now a woman is dead and a lower-leg-less man is in chains, or maybe cuffs, and we are to be subjected to several days of sometimes painful and sometimes amusing puns. Next time I hope you'll heed the warning.

On the other hand, if he should escape, the temptation of attempting to make clever wordplay may be too strong to resist.

The Dude said...

You think he'll hoof on out of there?

He had better stay on his toes while he's in prison - he is a mere calf among bulls.

Dad Bones said...

Wouldn't hurt to sharpen those blades or the hoofer will wind up a heifer.

The Dude said...

Galvanic corrosion is his version of athlete's foot.