Friday, October 24, 2014

How to flirt

Miranda Sings

9 comments:

Chip Ahoy said...

Man, Miranda really got that cat totally flirted.

rcommal said...

LOL.

A better way.

rcommal said...

Miranda, I find unbearable (in the critical sense, which is not to say that I can't put with the like of her), and not just because of her overly obvious red lipstick meant to bring to mind the notion of lipstick on a pig--

--which lipstick, no doubt, she put on in all insouciance in order to malign others because she could not imagine the notion that such a description could be applied to her.

Man, what kind of fate is that, after all.

Chip Ahoy said...

I take the crudely encrusted lipstick is intended to bring to mind dementia like Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.

Roseanne Barr did something similar as comedian before she was on Johnny Carson and developed into what she became, in playing the female version of a male slob by imitating her male relatives. She says as much. Miranda developed a character by adding a streak of dementia with altered speech consistent through videos, that Barr did not do as extensively.

I watched this thing three times and it gets funnier to me each time.

Keeping it up and not cracking up is a matter of acclimation. I could be straight man to Miranda's demented character as this guy here is in their "what's in my mouth" challenge video. Eventually she's not so irrepressibly funny. I'm betting they use the same toothpaste.

I am astonished how white kid's teeth are nowadays. They must be bleaching like crazy.

rcommal said...

Indeed! Yes.

And, also, it goes like it goes.

rcommal said...

I am astonished how white kid's teeth are nowadays. They must be bleaching like crazy.

Oh, honey. C'mon now. How could you have missed this: Kids now a-days are taken to dentists and orthodontists way more than, and way more regularly than, kids were taken to even doctors (even when the kids were actually ill) just scant decades ago.

Teeth are the new abs. How have you missed that notion?

; )

rcommal said...

Great teeth are something that parents can just give to their kids. It's a thing, and once a thing becomes a thing, it's an expected thing: in other words, a standard.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Okay, that was freaking hilarious.

Oh, that poor suffering cat!

I had a girlfriend with a similar sense of humor. She would bust me up doing an over-the-top version of what was supposed to be sexy, like Victoria's Secret poses and stuff like that.

I'm pretty sure she was a manic depressive.

In her down moods it was very obvious that she really wanted to measure up to the mass media standard of attractiveness and that her mocking routine was eating her up inside.

We never officially broke up. We just sort of gradually stopped seeing each other. The sex was always perfunctory.

Unknown said...

How to cough up a hairball.