Saturday, September 13, 2014

Joe Biden Caption Challenge


16 comments:

Aridog said...

Hey, sweetie...will you help me get out of here before these two guys stomp me in to the floor?

Trooper York said...

Com'on Gemma....you can get Jax to off the black guy.

rcocean said...

Hey Baby, I bet you never made love to a plagiarist. Its sweet, baby, real sweet.

rcocean said...

Mine's bigger than Obama. And its uncircumcised.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

"I'm extremely well educated"

Titus said...

Mark Sanford dumped his "soul mate".

totally family values.

Any Vitter (family values) diaper pics here?

tits.

edutcher said...

Slick, go get my tire iron.

Unknown said...

I'll bet Tits has a crush on Harry Reid.

ndspinelli said...

"Thanks for the lap dance honey, but I was hoping for one from the 2 guys next to me."

I'm reading a book, First Family Detail by Ron Kessler. Some snippets.

Joe Biden is reckless w/ the nuclear football. He also uses Air Force 2 as a taxi between DC and Delaware, costing tax payers millions. He'll often go back and forth twice a day!

Al Gore is a pompous fat pig who farts like a cow.

The Obamas are respectful to the agents. The kids are great and they have no complaints, as far as I've read.

Bush 41 and Barbara were the best couple. Both were highly respectful and just down to earth.

Reagan was a great guy. No phony interactions but just a man's man. Would adjust his Christmas vacations so agents could be home in DC w/ their families. Would give money to people w/o ever any attention brought to him. Nancy was a cunt.

Hillary is the worst. She is mean to agents, hates them and the military. That is transferred to her staff who act the same. It is considered punishment to be on her detail.

Bubba is an aloof horn dog and like the Arkansas State Troopers, the SS have to keep his bimbos and Hillary separate.

Carter was maybe the biggest asshole. He did not want agents to ever address him. That big smile was NEVER present when the cameras were off. He was arrogant and phony. He made a big deal about carrying his own bags. They were empty, w/ agents carrying the full bags. Rosalyn was great and could put Jimmy in his place. All the kids were out of control. Amy was a little brat and the boys would cruise DC getting girls back to the WH to do coke and fuck.

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Unknown said...

Spinelli- I knew there was a reason, deep in my gut, why I preferred Obama to Hillary.

You just nailed one.

Unknown said...

"I'm coming out with a book filled with all of my gaffes! ... will you buy a copy? Secret Service has a trunk full out back. The book is called "The Daily Gaffe with Joe Biden" published by Simon and Schuster. Oddly, the mainstream press isn't helping me with any book promotion."

(updated)

ricpic said...

Nancy was a cunt.

Actually, she's a lady. A category almost extinct and its passing unlamented by the au courant. The issue is not whether Nancy Reagan is likable or not, the issue is whether she has class: she does.

rcocean said...

Looks like someone dropped a big turd.

rcocean said...

Seriously it was a really, really, big turd.

Isn't that funny?

Poop always is.

I could go on making this kinda 'Joke' for years.

ndspinelli said...

ricpic, Read the accounts of how Nancy was such a control freak. Read how the very mild mannered Ron would get so pissed 3 her he broke a telephone when she wouldn't get off it. Read of how classless she was w/ the agents and her kids. Then we'll discuss. This book is well sourced.