Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Gizmodo: The World's Tallest and Scariest Waterslide

"We conceived of it around 2012, in October, at a water park show," Schooley told Gizmodo. He and Henry were walking around with people from the Travel Channel, and when they asked Jeff what his next project was, he said he wanted to build the world's tallest and scariest water slide. Henry wasn't joking. He started seriously planning with Schooley almost immediately. The two men have worked together building water parks since the '90s, but this is their most ambitious project to date. They specialize in a park design they call "transportainment," where they design everything in the hopes that park patrons will spend most of their time on communal rides, not in line. That's why making the tallest water slide a group experience was so important to the duo."


 "Basically, we were crazy enough to try anything," Schooley said. "We decided to design something entirely new, because we decided to put a three or four man boat down it, and we wanted not only the fastest and steepest water slide going downhill, but we wanted to take it uphill over a hump, to give people a weightless experience going down the other side." What's fear without a side order of astronaut nausea to go with it? (read the whole thing)

Darrone: Kate Knibbs said...
I'm confused. Maybe this is the old man in me who remembers when phones made calls and cars were driven by people, but what the hell is the point of a water slide if your strapped into a vehicle? Isn't that a less-aggressive roller coaster with a misting spray added? It's basically a log flume right?

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Eric the Fruit Bat said...

The World's Tallest and Scariest Waterslide

I'd like to see the sales pitch they'd put together for the world's fifth tallest and seventh scariest waterlide.

Calypso Facto said...

Meh. Did that on a much longer, twistier ride IN THE DARK in Wisconsin Dells a few weeks ago.

deborah said...

Meet-up!!!! I'm so in. I do not like the new-fangled roller-coasters that go in corkscrews and jerk you around. I want to be scared out of my wits going straight down. Like the Blue Streak roller coaster at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio.

Unknown said...

The Wisconsin Dells.
Oh thems good memories right there. Ever been to the house on the rock?

I agree with you, Deborah. I cannot stand rides that jerk the body (and the brain) around.

deborah said...

Yes, actually hitting your head on the bars.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

You know, brass beds aren't always a lot of fun for us guys either.

deborah said...

Liar.

The Dude said...

And Dylan songs aren't always fun for grammarians, either.

Or also. Or too.

And what is up with that "if your strapped into a vehicle" bit - are they trying to give me a conniption here?

This week I prefer Beatles' songs.

ricpic said...

There's always someone who lets go of the handlebars on the way down. I wonder if any of those types ever falls off. That would be wonderful to watch.

ricpic said...

Oops, fall off.

Calypso Facto said...

Ever been to the house on the rock?

Of course! Though not for years. A pretty amazing eclecticism.

Amartel said...

Is that water at the end of the ride? Or is one's forward momentum finally stopped in a puddle of the piss and vomit of previous riders? Ew.
(I looove waterslides and rollercoasters.)

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