Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Yankee Pineda Pulled for Pine Tar


19 comments:

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Hey Trooper, Pineda sends word he wont be needing anymore pine tar tonight.

Problems of a Shop Keeper.

ndspinelli said...

Karma, The Yankees pulled that horseshit on Brett and pine tar. The Royals won a very rare appeal and then won the game. This shitbird needs to lose 2 starts @ least.

ndspinelli said...

And, he needs to be made to wear his hat straight. Punk ass, bitch!

john said...

I just read about Pine Gap today. It has been identified by certain theorists as the destination and final landing point of MH370.

A tractor beam, powered by an immense nuclear reactor 5000 meters beneath the surface, has likely grabbed and dragged it through the secret passage in the side of the mountain.

It all seems to fit now.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Farrell, the Sox manager, speaking after the game, says he had instructed people to keep an eye on Pineda.

He said he could see it from the dugout.

Third Coast said...

One of the wags on Fox Sports Detroit verified that the actual pronunciation of his name is Pine-a-da and not Pin-a-da.

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Lem the artificially intelligent said...

The Yankee announcers are baffled as to why Pineda thought he could get away with it.

There is a very simple explanation that nobody will dare say because of fear.

Pineda thought that the color of his skin would hide the pine tar in plain sight.

It failed.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

He was getting shellacked.

Trooper York said...

They are going to the Supreme Court to marry foreign substances on the ball with the balk mpve. It's called Gaylord Perry Marriage.

bagoh20 said...

Really? Pine tar? Pine tar is the Monica Lewinski of cheating.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Pineda was a pine tar in the neck for the Yankees.

AllenS said...

Looks like a hickie.

deborah said...

Good one, Lem :)

deborah said...

This is so old school it's kinda cool.

I'm Full of Soup said...

Trooper - Get this - a get well card I sent to you in the hospital [back in September?] was just returned to me this week as undeliverable!

I'm Full of Soup said...

And Lem, I like the "Yankees suck anyway" tag!

sakredkow said...

You need to get those lymph nodes looked at, too.

Trooper York said...

Thanks AJ. I appreciate it.

They US Mail. Gotta love it.