Standby for this public service announcement before you watch network AM news… the “polar vortex” isn't new. #ARWX pic.twitter.com/SBPqUEQJKZ
— Todd Yakoubian (@KATV_Weather) January 7, 2014
Standby for this public service announcement before you watch network AM news… the “polar vortex” isn't new. #ARWX pic.twitter.com/SBPqUEQJKZ
— Todd Yakoubian (@KATV_Weather) January 7, 2014
32 comments:
Clearly Something Must Be Done.
It's a friggin' cyclone! Head for the storm cellar, Martha!!
Appoint a Cold Weather Czar.
Up until now I could have confused the Polar Vortex with an... exotic dancing move.
I'll try not to rub it in because it's just dumb luck and atmospheric juju - but it's 42 degrees here. 49 for the high today. A freakin heat wave.
Something WAS done, that's the problem:
"Excessively high temperatures ... are already affecting communities" and "Managing these risks requires deliberate preparation, close cooperation, and coordinated planning by the Federal Government"
Barack Obama, November 1, 2013
Mission accomplished!
The weather is uncooperative... like the republicans.
Nobody is doing more than this president.
This is the work of Manbearpig, I'm super serial!
The real problem is that the weather is ungovernable.
Winter is coming...
And Lem is right. Didn't the president have Ned Stark's head cut off?
Oh, all right, I'll do it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjYUzpdKMZs
This is the second coldest and disgusting vortex on the planet.
You'd better smile when you say that, pilgrim.
Actually I chortled a little.
*belly laugh*
Still flashback laughing.
I just keep thinking of a smelly vortex full of acorns and burning corn.
Meanie.
Don't talk about my kettle like that you racist.
Does the cold weather make the internet slower?
The last couple of days it seems like pages take longer to load.
Is anybody noticing the same thing or is it me?
Call me Dr. Rohrshach, but that map with the added drawing looks genital-y.
Call me Dr. Rohrshach, but that map with the added drawing looks genital-y.
Good is better than evil 'cause it's nicer.
-Ma Kettle
Don't blame yourself, Haz, Lem's the one with the dirty pictures.
You should also know that Lem is a "Plaster Caster" like those old rock and roll groupies.
He once posted a photo of a plaster cast of Celia Cruz's vagina on one of his late night soliloquies.
And yet, it was Titus she invited back.
Well Celia Cruz always loved the gay boys.
You were talking about Celia Cruz right?
It's 10 degrees right now outside and it feels like it.
btw, Lem, no, I don't notice my internet running slower.
@Trooper 8-]
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