Monday, October 14, 2013

"Neighbors: Mayor Cory Booker of Newark Doesn't Live in Newark"


31 comments:

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Mayor Hollywood.

@1:35... "He has divided the community. He has divided the Latinos and the black community."

Why do so many black leaders use division and racism as a boost to their candidacy?

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Booker is facing Steve Lonegan for the US Senate seat vacated by the death of NJ (D) Frank Lautenberg.

With all the big media elite behind him, in a mostly blue state, the latest polls show Lonegan narrowing Booker's lead.

Calypso Facto said...

If he doesn't live there, are they really his neighbors?

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Why do so many black leaders use division and racism as a boost to their candidacy?

Because the alternative would be tantamount to allowing citizens of other races to compete?

That would be my guess.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Old Frank. The democrat party should pump Frank full of embalming fluid and hook him up to some Obama electrode zaps and carry on with him.
We could do the same with McCain.. Just ponder the delicious wonderfulness of candidates forever!


Lem the artificially intelligent said...

If he doesn't live there, are they really his neighbors?

"neighbors" is this case seems to be generously applied.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Because the alternative would be tantamount to allowing citizens of other races to compete?


Democrats run into trouble when people start to think for themselves beyond the confines of their skin color.

Calypso Facto said...

Why do so many black leaders use division and racism as a boost to their candidacy?

Because they get lynched (yes, that's purposeful) by the liberal media as "not black enough" if they don't play to that stereotype?

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

ot: Last night I dreamt I was Gwyneth Paltrow's sister. I was wearing roller skates and rolled through her house in England and left roller tracks in the snow inside her house? At once point a 3-D image of the backsplash in the kitchen jumped out on paper. Like some sort of a-ha moment? I then rolled out the front door and was met with some of her entourage/friends who claimed she and her family needed better security.
They said nothing to me, however.
I guess because I was her sister.

What does that mean?

Icepick said...

With all the big media elite behind him, in a mostly blue state, the latest polls show Lonegan narrowing Booker's lead.

There's no way Robert Shaw, uh, I mean Doyle Lonengan, er, STEVE Lonegan wins this election. TPTB won't allow it.

Icepick said...

If he doesn't live there, are they really his neighbors?

SEE! All lies from the conservative media machine!

/ Ritmo channeling

Icepick said...

Old Frank. The democrat party should pump Frank full of embalming fluid and hook him up to some Obama electrode zaps and carry on with him.

They did that, but old Frank's corpse eventually rotted away anyway. He had been dead for years before the death was made 'official'.

We could do the same with McCain.. Just ponder the delicious wonderfulness of candidates forever!

Wait, I though we had already done that. You mean McCain is actually ALIVE and looks like that? Holy smokes!

Icepick said...

At once point a 3-D image of the backsplash in the kitchen jumped out on paper.

You weren't in Gwyneth Paltrow's house in England, you were in Chip Ahoy's pop-up book about Gwyneth Paltrow's house in England. That explains how you were roller skating on snow: It was just a picture of snow on paper!

Shouting Thomas said...

Who in his right mind would live in Newark?

Icepick said...

Who in his right mind would live in Newark?

LOL, that's how Booker ought to handle this. Just admit it, say "Who in his right mind would live in Newark?" and then claim this as evidence of his intellectual and emotional qualification for higher office!

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Ice- Perhaps.
The dream was so vivid. I rarely remember my dreams. There were steps leading down into the kitchen and living areas at perpendicular angles all surrounded by beautiful windows and a nice view of the countryside.
Nobody was home, though. No rock star husband, no kids. (I do love that they named their daughter Apple - maybe that's why)
It was not a pop-up book - it was real!

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

In his right mind...

ricpic said...

If Christie took a love walk with Obama on the beach imagine the mad passionate lovemaking with Booker!

Icepick said...

It was not a pop-up book - it was real!

LOL, that's what they all say!

But remember, it was a really REALLY good pop-up book!

Well, we can settle a couple of things.

Chip Ahoy, we need your assistance! First, HAVE you made, or are you aware of, a pop-up book about Paltrow's English house?

And if the answers to the first two questions are "NO", could you make a pop-up book for the scenes April describes?

edutcher said...

Calypso Facto said...

Why do so many black leaders use division and racism as a boost to their candidacy?

Because they get lynched (yes, that's purposeful) by the liberal media as "not black enough" if they don't play to that stereotype?


Witness Martin Luther King.

that was the main reason he was in Memphis - being an "activist" so he wouldn't be called an Uncle Tom (and, no, I'm not kidding).

Methadras said...

Haha. Booker the political hooker.

Icepick said...

Hooker, Donegan, it's George Roy Hill's world!

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Have you ever been to Newark? If you had you would not blame him.

Ironbound is worth a visit for dinner. That is about it.

Mitch H. said...

Who cares about Newark? The man's running for the Senate from New Jersey, if he's going to carpetbag, could he at least find some tony neighborhood on the west bank of the lower Hudson? I don't know New Jersey - are there any decent towns between Princeton and the Palisades? Like maybe Edgewater?

Birches said...

And we should be surprised why?

Trooper York said...

I thought he lived in Boston with his lover and a couple of rare clumbers?

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Troop, I did not know Booker was Indian?

Trooper York said...

He is just passing.

Michael Haz said...

Booker isn't really from where he says he's from?

Who does he think he is, the New York Giants?

ndspinelli said...

Ex Knick and classic Dem mope is standing next to Booker. The Celts made the guy a loser. Hell, he couldn't even beat John Kerry.

Titus said...

In Boston ex Red Sox, teabagger and failed businessman who didn't pay his employees and asked for the state to give him money is selling off his personal items.


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