Tuesday, September 24, 2013

"Viagra Inventor Develops Spray to Curb Premature Ejaculation"

[O]ne of the inventors of Viagra claims to have a drug that will help many more experience the joy of sex."

Mike Wyllie, one of the team of scientists who developed Viagra in the Nineties, is poised to launch a treatment for premature ejaculation."

Tempe, a spray-on medication, has been judged safe and effective by the European Medicines Agency and is expected in bedroom cabinets early next year."

In trials, men who used the spray ahead of sex lasted on average five times longer.
The exact causes are unclear but it is thought over-sensitivity is part of the problem.
The Tempe spray contains low doses of two anaesthetics which help give a man more control. It only takes around five minutes to get work, although those who like to be spontaneous will be pleased to know it can be sprayed on up to two hours before sex."

A pocket-sized can will last a year, if a man has sex five or six times a month.

Mailonline




30 comments:

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

"Wyllie Coyote, one of the team of scientists who developed Viagra in the Nineties, is poised to launch a treatment for premature ejaculation."

The ACME ejaculation launcher.


(I'm sorry - I could not resist)

Shouting Thomas said...

Whenever I want to cool things down, I just look at a pic of Hillary!

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Shouting Thomas - What a coincidence... Me Too!

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

There once was a rabbi named Drew,

Who was vainly attempting to screw.

His wife cried: "Oy vey!"

"If you keep on this way,

the Messiah will come before you."

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...
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Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Speaking of being screwed for a really long time - (but not in a good way) - I see on Drudge that McConnell wants to face a primary opponent. Good - lets find a good candidate and do it. (Cornyn too)

ricpic said...

Never believe what McConnell says. Well, except when he's kvetching about that annoying Tea Party.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Guys, try thinking of this image...

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

People who want a limited government that actually works for them, rather than against them, are belittled and called "hobbits and anarchists" by a-holes like McConnell, McCain and now even Cornyn. These Republicans are no different that the grand a-hole himself - Harry Reid(D-ouche).


Screw them.


Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

A special F-you to John McCain. I've given John McCain the benefit of the doubt way too many times. War hero - blah blah blah. No more.
I'm done.

Remember when JD Hayworth ran against McCain a few years back?
McCain ran ads saying he was all for the border fence. ooops- psych! Turns out, that was a lie.
Just like democrats lie to get elected, so too does John McCain.

It's time for that old faux-conservative to retire.
Speaking of limp dicks...
McCain is a small hobbit troll.

edutcher said...

Viagra was an example of unintended consequences.

It shudder to think what they might be in this case.

AllenS said...

I'm waiting for the spray-on erection.

bagoh20 said...

Does it smell like baseball?


And "premature" for who?

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Back in college I had a friend who was dating this girl. He said her box was so tight he had to fight to get it in and by the time he did he couldn't last more than a few seconds.

Sounded absolutely preposterous to me until they broke up and later on I happened to meet her at a dance club.

bagoh20 said...

They're all tight to me.

Aridog said...

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Guys, try thinking of this image...

Ou, ou, TOP is not pleased!

Shouting Thomas said...

Sounded absolutely preposterous to me until they broke up and later on I happened to meet her at a dance club.

Things had loosened up by then, I hope.

Darcy said...

Same inventor, huh?

I'm thinking this should surely get him the Peace Prize.

Darcy said...

And LOL, Allen.

Aridog said...

AllenS ... you invent that spray on erection and you'll soon enough be able to buy Facebook and shut it down just for fun.

Meantime, dippings one's Johnson in 22.5mg of lidocaine and 7.5mg of prilocaine doesn't sound like a good idea to me.

PS: How is lidocaine and prilocaine a "new" medication invention?

Trooper York said...

That's the Piece Prize Darcy.

Aridog said...

If the user of TEMPE spray has poor aim in the dark he could also be a numb nuts.

Darcy said...

And that too, Troop. Double whammy.

Unknown said...

This is great news for men suffering with PE. However, the author(s) did not do their due diligence because this product is not approved and has no scheduled date to be approved in the United States. PSD 502 Tempe was highly anticipated for release in the US and had very promising clinical data, but for whatever reason they were not given FDA approval. What made PSD 502 so unique compared to other lidocaine sprays on the market was the absorption technology (binary eutectic process). While this product may be on track for approval in the UK, there is another option that is primarily the same product. This product is called Promescent. Promescent contains the same ingredient (lidocaine), the same binary eutectic process, is covered under the FDA monograph (unlike Tempe Rx), and has already been embraced in the urological community. Look at the Physician testimonials as well as the advisory board on the site; it contains some of the most well respected urologist in the United States. www.promescent.com Promescent offers a legitimate medical solution to those with PE or to those who would just like to prolong their sexual experience.

bagoh20 said...

Sounds like Scott knows erections like the back of his hand. Thanks for the info, and alternative. Of course, I don't need it because of my natural manliness and incredible virility, and besides I never get laid. In fact, I have a condom in my wallet that's so old it says "rubber" on the label and has a picture of John Holmes on it, which today actually does send a valuable message. Anyway, I wonder if it's still good. I hope I find out soon, before it's too late.

ndspinelli said...

A guy in Colombia used too much Viagra. His penis gangrened and had to be amputated.

ndspinelli said...

Evi, The goal is to last longer, not hurl.

Aridog said...

Scott S said ...

... for whatever reason they were not given FDA approval ...

Perhaps because of the sample size cited in the study, 20 in active sample & 23 placebo in control? Somehow the word "rigorous" doesn't seem to apply to that study.

AllenS still has the best idea if ever is is invented. :-)

bagoh20 said...

Hey, in these studies, do they supply the women? Not the placebo women, I already have one of those.

XRay said...

Bloggerlady, absolutely brilliant!! Much better than baseball, my previous crutch.

I'll probably now last for minutes, hours even, applying your new found method. :)

Really funny EBL, thanks.