Monday, September 9, 2013

Time for Super Bowl predictions.

Here's mine:

Kansas City Chiefs over...I don't know.  How about the San Francisco 69ers, 31-17.

Bear in mind, I've picked the Chiefs every year since 1981....and I actually named my elder daughter Delaney, after Joe....so maybe you shouldn't take that hot tip, mortgage your house, and fly to Vegas to place that bet.
Any "Chefs" jokes in the comments will be dealt with swiftly and brutally.  Hey, we're 1-0, you smug bastards.  Tied for first.

What are your picks?

33 comments:

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Patriots over the Giants.

(trooper bait)

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

and I actually named my elder daughter Delaney, after Joe....

That is exceptionally cool.

chickelit said...

I base my picks based on the home teams of favorite commenters who like sports. That's why I have to go with the Detroit Lions.

JAL said...

Like Lem.

JAL said...

Like Lem.

Icepick said...

After the first game, I'm just picking another season of miserable drudgery for my team (the Bucs). Christ, we lost to the Jets. The only thing worse would be losing to the Jags. TWO POINTS! When the OTHER TEAM has to do the scoring for you, you suck.

But there's always next year!

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

I have two words for yas.

Don
Keys

bagoh20 said...

Prediction: The Steelers will run the table the rest of the season and just be given the Super Bowl trophy out of pure respect.

rhhardin said...

Putin wants to occupy Syria.

In return for gathering up chemical weapons, Obama will let him.

A win-win for Obama and Putin.

Aaron said...
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ad hoc said...

The skins have spent all evening losing big time to the eagles. I wouldn't pick them.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

I have an extra ticket for the trip to Washington tomorrow.

If anybody here is in NJ and wishes to go, send me an email.

the bus is leaving tomorrow morning at 7:00 am.

Birches said...

Anyone but the Broncos. I guess I wouldn't mind SF. Man, the Giants looked terrible last night; almost as terrible as the Redskins look tonight.

Calypso Facto said...

'Niners over Broncos.

Giants Lem? Hell, they got used by the Cowboys like night like an underage Costa Rican boy toy gets used by Wisconsin's newest openly gay Representative.

chickelit said...

rhhardin said...
Putin wants to occupy Syria

A warmer water port...

Titus said...

Patriots, natch.

We are big fags out here in Boston but our sports teams kind of rule the country. And as a city we are the hub of the universe. Cum, stay, you can get a little room for only like $500.00.

Sox, Bruins, Celtics, Patriots. We are always winning. It gets tiresome but at least we aren't Jackson, Mississippi.

Sorry, red states, we kind of set policy whether it be fag marriage universal health care ( by a pube) or sports.

tits.

Hi chicky wicky....love you long time.

Guildofcannonballs said...

The Broncos are the finest group of non-military persons ever assembled.

What Twain thought of Fennimore Cooper reversed.

They will break the record for offensive records broke.

J. Elway will run for Senate and win as a Republican. He will then become POTUS and rival Reagan as a deeply pensive leader of men.

Titus said...

I am ready for beddy bye but I wouldn't mind seeing some of the old saggy women tits, who are retired, and comment here.

Any saggy tit "mature" whores here willing to snap a ptich of their low hangers?

Even us old white fat pubes like to see some snatch. But only if it is family values, no divorce and focus on the family and moral tits, natch.

Pics now sluts!

Phil 314 said...

Go Chefs.

Titus said...

Chick, my sense is you like to see yourself as carrying a big stick, but unfortunately carry an extremely small pale, old, shriveling white dick that can't ever get hard.

Prove me wrong and whip out that hard, erect, hog and show it to us. And if it isn't at least 8 inches than hibernate now pussy.

Only then can you prove your "manhood". Otherwise, you are kind of a major lady.

Totally love you and we are totally bonding. Middleton/Waunakee.

tits.

Phil 314 said...

Titus, you are tiresome.

chickelit said...

I'm just going to turn the other [guarded] cheek.

Michael Haz said...

I named my daughter Bart Starr. She changed it to Ray Nitschke.

Go Pack Go!

Valentine Smith said...

Brooklyn Nets sweep the LA Dodgers in 4 straight to win the Super Bowl and finally get revenge for the desertion of the finest population of human beings in the world by the biggest knave in US history.

ndspinelli said...

AFC Pats v Broncos

NFC: SF v GB

Super Bowl: Broncos v SF

Winner: Broncos

Pasta, As I've stated, I love the Chiefs and had season tix. However, when I lived in KC the Raiders were the original and hated rivalry. The Broncos sucked and were really just another game until Elway came around. Those Raider games were classic.

ndspinelli said...

Haz, Is your daughter bald and toothless?

Icepick said...

Chip mentioned a football cheer in another thread. Something about granulated soap.

Which reminds me of this cheer from George Carlin:

Rat shit!
Bat shit!
Dirty old twat!
Sixty-nine assholes
Tied in a knot!
Hurray!
Lizard shit!
FUCK!

...

I'm also reminded James Williams, street-ball (that's basketball) legend from Brooklyn. He made his name tearing it up against guys like World B. Free and Earl "the Goat" Manigault.

Anyway, Williams nickname was "Fly" because of his flamboyant style on and off the court.

So eventually a university recruited him. And off he went to play in the Ohio Valley Conference for Austin Peay. (You see where this is going.)

Anyway, he was a scoring machine, and the student body regularly took up the chant:

The Fly is open!
Let's go Peay!

Incidentally, I first read about that story in Rick Tealander's wonderful book, "Heaven is a Playground". It was made into a movie many years back, but I don't think the movie had much to do with the book, other than the title. Rick, a former football player at Northwestern, took a year off early in his career as a sportswriter to go to famous playgrounds around the country to follow the street-ballers. It's really a great book.

AllenS said...

Every time that the Pack plays, I'll root for them, but I don't think that they're Super Bowl bound. But, who knows?!

I'm Full of Soup said...

Sorry Pasta I am an Andy Reid hater so f the Chiefs until he gets fired for being a fat dope.

And Joe Delaney- there was a real hero! Sad he died trying to save a kid from drowning.

Trooper York said...

It will be match up of the Manning brothers with Eli being triumphant as the New York Giants beat the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl.

Trooper York said...

Oh and by the way Ed Podolak posts under the name of Titus and has been breeding rare clumbers with his partner Sanjay Apu in a Kansas City suburb since he retired from his broadcasting gig.

ndspinelli said...

Ed Podolak had his greatest game in the longest NFL game ever played. Folks in KC still cry over their Christmas Eve loss to Miami in 1971. Podolak had 350 total yards. The rest of his career was unremarkable. But, the entire country saw his one shining moment.

Trooper York said...

Oh and by the way when Ernie "The Cat" Ladd was a wrestler he was longtime roommates with Adrian Adonis. Just sayn'