Friday, September 13, 2013

I tell you something, I steal your identity, I kill myself.

9 comments:

Chip Ahoy said...

Unrelated, Texas Tech in their gray uniforms playing TCU look like a cinder-sooted team of chimney sweep ashes otherworldly techno creatures of doom, at first, then you get used to it and they're regular players, but they are winning.

The Dude said...

Had never seen that guy before - he's funny.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Watched Conan O'Brien Can't Stop (2011) last night.

Probably educational for people like me who tend to ponder pointlessly the intersection of success, genius, and stupidity.

I thought only women boasted about doing the angry neurotic diva routine.

At certain points during the film it's hard to tell whether it's a parody, a parody of a parody, or whether it relates some kind of ugly artistic truth, which might be fashionable these days, for all I know.

Andy Richter is in it, like a contractual rider, a bowl of M&M's with all the brown ones removed.

After a while the DVD became all bolloxed up and it skipped, and the sound cut off, and the images got all pixelated, and stuff. I cleaned the disc with tap water and a kitchen towel and it went back to normal.

Then it was time for bed.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Something just occurred to me.

I just remembered something I said to my wife while we were watching the Conan O'Brien thing.

"I'll give him credit, the man has a million different ways to say fuck you."

My wife laughed out loud.

Maybe you had to be there.

bagoh20 said...

That is so true. Years back when I first decided to make the jump to a data phone a "new" Iphone had just come out. It was of coursed hyped as new and breakthrough, but when I went to check them out, I found they didn't have many of the features I already had on my old phone, and at the time they had no ability to send video, despite the fact that my two year old Samsung did. Apple people are suckers.

bagoh20 said...

I have stayed with Samsung, Galaxy, and Android, and I'm very happy with it. I've had features for years that others still don't have. My phone actually prints out perfect $100 bills. It's a secret app. Send me $100 and I'll tell you how to do it.

Known Unknown said...

"Make it, So."

Jobs-Luc Picard

Birches said...

That video was hilarious.

Known Unknown said...

You've got some jacked-up videos in the wrong places.