Wednesday, August 7, 2013

A perfect hourglass - For Trooper

Update: Sydney, in the comments, offers a suggestion for the meaning of "father,mother".

52 comments:

Icepick said...

Why the Hell is my computer screeching at me?

Synova said...

LOL, it is sort of hard to listen to, isn't it.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

She must have really strong ear lobes.

Icepick said...

Sort of????

Synova said...

Oh come on now! Someone needs to turn the volume down enough to get to the end so I get the, "WTF Synova, Israel?" comments.

deborah said...

Great find, Synova! You have to read the words to see she's telling Obama to go to hell and worse. And the manipulated pics of Obama are well done.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Honor thy trooper.

I know I heard that somewhere.

Methadras said...

WTF is this shit? UGH!!! I can't get past the Jihad of it all.

Methadras said...

I think I'd rather watch this.

deborah said...

Tough room. She's saying that the military general, al Sisi (not the Brotherhood) is in charge now. And points out that Obama wants Morsi to stay after he said Mubarak had to go. Basically telling Obama to butt out.

yashu said...

I can't get past the Jihad of it all.

But (I gather from the video) she's pro (secular) Egyptian military, against the Muslim Brotherhood-- and skewers Obama for being in bed with the latter.

I think?

Interesting. Heh, I actually mostly enjoyed it, until (as Synova predicts) the WTF, Israel? moment. But I didn't get exactly what her point there was.

Trooper York said...

Thank you Synova!

You have to love your full bodied brunettes!

Good thing I am not wearing any pants......errr....TMI...sorry!

deborah said...

IIRC, this woman has gotten in trouble, or been threatened by the MB for at least one previous vid.

Chip Ahoy said...

Her hair is weaves, right?

I was disappointed when I discovered Deanna Troi's long luxurious fulsomely overabundant glistening flowing hair was el fake-o magnífico totalmente. I saw her in something else later with regular hair and that's just not right.

I'm against giant masses of hair. It's sort of gross. The new ambassador to the u.n. is an example. Very long hair and you can tell by a full page of photographs that it is part of her self identity while also clear that she really does not care for conditioner or not care for products generally or considers hair-maintenance to be unacceptable vanity, prefers instead to be taken seriously, woman in a man's world and all that, too busy to fuss, but then keeps extra long hair, so conflicted. Samantha Powers.

ricpic said...

"Our army is strong."

Ah, the never ending hollow Arab boast.

Cody Jarrett said...

Trooper York said...

Thank you Synova!

You have to love your full bodied brunettes!

Good thing I am not wearing any pants......errr....TMI...sorry!



When are you ever? I just assume you aren't and plan accordingly.

Like Tim Allen said "Don't stand too close to a naked man."

yashu said...

Sama Elmasry is a little Salma Hayek-y.

And I think Samantha Powers is totally cute... on the outside.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

If Hilary wins we are going to know hair.

yashu said...

I'm against giant masses of hair. It's sort of gross.

No Pre-Raphaelite, you.

Trooper York said...

Chip you have to ignore the hair and concentrate on the tongue action. Priorities buddy. Priorities.

edutcher said...

The whole purpose of belly dancers being built like that is, when the shaking starts, you gotta have something worth shaking.

And she certainly does.

Thank you, Synova, on behalf of all the guys who like "womanly figures".

I hope we'll see that tag often.

PS Would that some of the Hollyweird types had the guts to get up and say that to their Messiah.

bagoh20 said...

She Bad park.

Trooper York said...

No he was a defenseman for the Rangers in the 1980's dude.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

You must watch and read. She tells Obama to fuck off. Nifty!

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Assuming the translation is correct.
Not sure what Obama, father, mother is all about...?

Synova said...

"Not sure what Obama, father, mother is all about...?"

It might be the Egyptian equivalent colloquialism to "and the horse you rode in on."

You... and everything that clings to you.

It would be interesting to find out.

ndspinelli said...

Turn the volume down, bag over the head, and she is very jerk worthy.

Before the culture turned in the late 60's w/ the Twiggy horseshit, desirable women were Sophia Loren, Marilyn Monroe, Jane Mansfield, etc. Well, THEY ARE STILL THE DESIRABLE BODY for men. But, now we have to have Synova find us our porn. How about a Latina w/ curves, porn princess!

Synova said...

At one point the translation is... "it's not your mother,father business." (Maybe it was father,mother... just realized that we usually say mom first when we pair them up.)

Synova said...

Apparently Marilyn Monroe was tiny-tiny... just curvy at the same time.

Trooper York said...

It is similar to the Russian phrase
poshol na khui!

yashu said...

Marilyn: like jell-o on springs.

Synova said...

"Ah, the never ending hollow Arab boast."

And yet... a smart foreign policy would understand that the boasting matters, that posturing and leaving (or encouraging) room for pride is important. Obama frequently screws that up. In so many cultures "face" or "honor" is extremely important.

Granted, this lady is representing (ultimately) no one's opinion but her own. Still, it's entirely legit in that she's (dare I say) breast beating, the way we think of men doing so. We're powerful, our army is mighty, our nation IS civilization... so stuff it! A big eff-you to the US, to Israel, to Turkey (forget if she mentioned a fourth). I don't get the Turkey part but apparently she feels like Turkey is throwing its weight around too.

Obama telling Mubarak to step down... it doesn't really matter if she liked him or if everyone sort of wanted him gone, it's still a case of who does Obama think he is?

Liberals (and Libertarians and others, too) think we ought not tromp around the world in our big boots acting like bullies, but I've never noticed any reluctance to *appear* to be telling other nations what to do.

I will say this... Bush went out of his way to allow delicate middle eastern sensibilities the appearance of strength. He didn't rub Pakistan's nose in it. He took care to present the leadership of Iraq and Afghanistan (no matter we called what-his-face the Mayor of Kabul) as men who could tell him to stuff it. Obama, with his "they're all going to love us now", sensibilities got in *public* tiffs with those people.

I don't understand missing this particular thing... sure, yeah, Democrats really hated Bush's "cowboy" swagger but does this administration actually not understand how to interact on a national level with cultures that are *masculine*? You don't *publicly* treat them like your inferiors, even if they are.

We're supposed to have this Hope and Change thing to a more humble presentation to the world... but being humble doesn't work if there isn't the bone deep understanding that other nations have pride to maintain. They don't want to be grateful to us, even if they do want the aid... but asking a nation to buckle down *publicly* and give in to your foreign demands to get it?

Oi.

Honest... Sarah Palin would not make these mistakes.

edutcher said...

Remember, in those days, there were 2 groups of actors - the short and normal sized guys like Alan Ladd and the big and tall guys luike the Duke and Errol Flynn, so there were 2 groups of actresses - the ones like Marilyn and Liz Taylor and the taller, bigger ones like Jane Russel and Greer Garson.

The smaller girls worked with everybody, but the taller ones only worked with the big guys, unless the average guys stood on a box.

PS Synova , cut nd some slack, this isn't TOP, but, if you could see your way clear to some Penelope Cruz or Salma Hayek, many here would be eternally grateful..


Icepick said...

I'm also having problems getting past the Muppet style eyebrows.

Icepick said...

But, now we have to have Synova find us our porn.

Dude. You're not very good at this internet thing, are you?

ndspinelli said...

Icepick, I may be 1 in 500, I never watch porn on the internet. I heard stories of all kinds of viruses from those website..computer, not the clap. I hardly watch any videos now. I can't remember the last time. Hell, I'm sixty and have prostate the size of a softball. Peeing is hard enough.

Sydney said...

"Hey Obama, father, mother" - a curse on you and your origins:

...in children's swearing, and in that of the adults for that matter, the curse is directed towards the father, the mother, the family, or to one's origin.

Methadras said...

Trooper York said...

Chip you have to ignore the hair and concentrate on the tongue action. Priorities buddy. Priorities.


Unless he gets hair on his tongue. That's always a problem. Especially if it gets to far back in your throat.

Methadras said...

ndspinelli said...

But, now we have to have Synova find us our porn. How about a Latina w/ curves, porn princess!


Spinelli, pr0n is free on the tubes man.

Methadras said...

ndspinelli said...

Icepick, I may be 1 in 500, I never watch porn on the internet. I heard stories of all kinds of viruses from those website..computer, not the clap. I hardly watch any videos now. I can't remember the last time. Hell, I'm sixty and have prostate the size of a softball. Peeing is hard enough.


I'm the same way. I don't like watching other people have sex. For some reason it pisses me off that I'm not at that moment. As for the prostate, Joe Theissman set me straight bro.

Methadras said...

ricpic said...

"Our army is strong."

Ah, the never ending hollow Arab boast.


Middle-eastern towel heads only understand one thing. Strong men. They respect that shit. It may be hollow, but it's all they've got and they use it to effectiveness quite well. That's how most of the despots in the middle east go to their positions of power.

Methadras said...

In all seriousness, this video is completely, totally, and utterly Meme worthy. It reeks of internet meme.

Icepick said...

As for the prostate, Joe Theissman set me straight bro.

There's a Lawrence Taylor joke in there somewhere.

Synova said...

"...in children's swearing, and in that of the adults for that matter, the curse is directed towards the father, the mother, the family, or to one's origin."

Thanks, sydney. I'm gonna put that up top.

William said...

She has a tattoo on one arm. If there's one group of people who are bound to lose in a Muslim Brotherhood administration, it's the tattooed women......I don't feel 100% ok with this woman. That's the trouble with the middle east: there's no one to root for. There are some people who hate us with less virulence than others, but there's nobody to root for... .So far as I know Obama never criticized Morsi for his treatment of the Copts the way that he chastised Putin for his treatment of the gays......

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I am no fan of tattooed ladies, but that may be henna.

Which just has the benefit of a being a temporary tattoo.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

She sort of reminds me of an unbleached Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Let's put her in a slimming blue dress and find out!

A to the C said...

Interesting video. Thoughts:
That's not henna on her arm, that's a scorpion. Personally I like women with tattoos, and hey, any country that "allows" tattooed women might have a chance (tattoos>burqas).
Then I hear her pronouncing "HA HA HA" as "OW OW OW" & I think "Ahghh! What the fuck is that!!??"
And yeah, what's up with the gratuitous Israel slap at the end there? Oy vey...
I like the fact that she boasts about ancient Egyptian civilization at the end. That shit is fascinating, and I would boast every chance I got were I a contemporary Egyptian. At the same time, though, I'd like to think that I'd be humble enough to keep in mind that we were also at various ties owned by the Greeks, the Romans, the Arabs, the Turks (I'm sure I'm forgetting others)...

A to the C said...

"...at various times..."
Dammit...

deborah said...

A/C:
"And yeah, what's up with the gratuitous Israel slap at the end there?"

Well, she also says screw your foreign aid to Obama, which is bribe money for Egypt to leave Israel alone.

Synova said...

And in the next breath says "your Turkey"... which suggests that Israel might be just one of the countries close to the US that she's including with Obama, your father and your mother...

deborah said...

Good point.