Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Department of Education investigating Arizona High School for hosting "Redneck Day"


In mockery of television show "Duck Dynasty."

One student arrived to class draped in a Confederate flag. Queen Creek Unified School in suburban Phoenix said they are sorry but that does not satisfy the most honorable and always well-meaning Rev. Jarred Maupin II, former Phoenix school board member,
protégé to Al Sharpton, whose conviction for lying to FBI was all overt racism, and who has very nicely styled non-African type hair, is not satisfied with that and remains outraged at the school creating a racially hostile environment.

He does have a point. You display a historical flag, one that carries emotional weight, one that provokes irrational emotional response, and get that response, then it is your fault for not controlling your flag displaying impulses. 

What if the student brought a Death's Head Jolly Roger Skull and Bones flag then people even outside the school who didn't even notice the flag would start thinking about pirates and the environment turned hostile. We can all become hostile just thinking and talking about it. The school created a hostile environment by allowing something awful provoking hostility. The school, and we,  must always be careful not to provoke hostility this way. 

The other flags that provoke hostility are, the Japanese flag with the rays coming out as attacking when at war , the Nazi flag that usurped the pinwheel symbol that was easy to weave into fabrics, forever tarnishing flag and symbol, and Britain's flag because it looks like the Confederate flag and because they harshly bossed us around all over the place and attacked us, kidnapped our mariners, came here to kick our butts twice, burned our brand new capitol, so those four flags provoke hostility and if they're ever seen around here then, Buddy, it's on, law suit time. 

Moral: Just when you think this is dead, very nearly dead, a protégé pops up to keep it alive another generation. Too profitable to let go. Cannot help noticing the II in the name Jarred Maupin II, where Jr. will not do.

12 comments:

AllenS said...

Jarred Maupin II = Jarred Maupin also. It's a black thing. You wouldn't understand.

Cody Jarrett said...

Jarrett Maupin II.

Plead guilty to making a false statement to the FBI. All he had to do was pay back some money and resign his school board seat.

Martha Stewart went to jail. Among others.

Is that a racial thing?

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Why nobody bothers to mock the Amish remains a complete mystery.

AllenS said...

The Amish don't seem to get in anyone's face. That's a big difference. But, mock away.

Cody Jarrett said...

Apparently no one's seen Amish Mafia or whatever that show is. Or Breaking Amish. Or any of the other shows.

AllenS said...

Beware of reality shows.

edutcher said...

Wearing the Stars and Bars?

Whatever happened to Freedom of Speech?

I mean it covers burning the Stars and Stripes or carrying der Hakenkreuz through Skokie, according to the Lefties.

Revenant said...

Whatever happened to Freedom of Speech?

Supreme Court precedent has stripped students of almost all free speech rights.

I direct your attention to, for example, Morse v. Frederick, where the conservatives+Kennedy held that it was perfectly acceptable to suspend a student for holding up a "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" poster while out of school and off school property. Their reasoning boiled down to "zomg drugs r bad", so "zomg racism r bad" doesn't seem like a particular stretch. :)

Cody Jarrett said...

Heh. You hitch your wagon to Team Redneck when the Zombies come you'd better hope the Zombies don't taste like chicken...or they'll hit their limit and go to eatin.

JAL said...

IIRC the principal asked the kid to take off the cape (he was wearing it as a cape) and he did.

Simple. Oh wait.

MAKE IT A ISSUEEEEE!!!!

Now a couple hundred thousand vets who are offended by burning the US flag?

Pffft.

Karen of Texas said...

Lol, CEO.

Mmm. Tastes like ... chicken. :)

JAL said...

And yeah, I remember thinking when I heard this that rednecks are the last of the unprotected class (next to Christian and practicing Jews).

I bet the Duck Dynasty guys got a hoot out of being a school spirit thing. Water off a duck's back.